Alph Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Yeah that's okay....but what when your 52.... :D She's gonna see it all sooner or later. Clean pants though. Make the effort at first yeah? We can filter the hygene out by about the 3rd date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Oh my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Oh my life. I know..... I shower twice a day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 That puzzles me. Why do you think you need to be in yer clarts? Whatever happened to good old fashioned romance. With clothes? It's the same for women, taking their pics in her trampy bedroom. Have some class love. It's a No from me. Probably not literally in your pants. People go to loads of effort sometimes. Breathe in, take picture, nope that's my bad side, breathe in, turn other way, pout, take picture, oh look at my hair... etc C'mon people, the idea is to meet up. You can't breathe in forever!! Let it all out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I know..... I shower twice a day... Lady ram is taken. You're not impressing anyone here mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Lady ram is taken. You're not impressing anyone here mate. no your shi tting me....? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Lady ram is taken. You're not impressing anyone here mate. I kind of thought froggy showered thrice daily :-D Dissappointed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I kind of thought froggy showered thrice daily :-D Dissappointed!! Only when working......and haven't you heard about the water shortage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Oh yeah...the water shortage... what you need is rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 Only when working......and haven't you heard about the water shortage You mean shrinkage caused by cold water ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You mean shrinkage caused by cold water ? Filthy dirty swine hunt pig dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Shrinkage happens to all men when they get old.....isn't that right Boycie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 Shrinkage happens to all men when they get old.....isn't that right Boycie? Hey ! I'm almost as old as Boycie. Ooops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Shrinkage happens to all men when they get old.....isn't that right Boycie? Always knew I was old before my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Well its how me and Boycie met. Sorry to break it to you this way Froggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Well its how me and Boycie met. Sorry to break it to you this way Froggg B ugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Playing Cupid here and thought I'd try and help you lot out, any of you tall and black? "http://pics.pof.com/dating/83/73/ni0vky450p_151832104.2" alt="ni0vky450p_151832104.2"> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=29383227 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Glad I left that plaice...(oh dear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted February 14, 2014 Author Share Posted February 14, 2014 Do you do drugs ? Who the hell will answer yes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Looked at a fair few sites but never actually managed to convince myself to contact anyone. Reading people's profiles and seeing the pictures they've taken of themselves only serves to reaffirm my pre-held conceptions that everyone who's on the sites is either a) an arrogant **** who's never had a problem finding someone in real life and is there to boost their own numbers and reassure themselves they're as great as they think they are, or b) someone who really shouldn't be putting images that offensive to the human eye on the internet. Christ, what are you thinking? Is that supposed to be alluring?, or on that very rare occasion c) someone who seems to be a good match, but don't be ridiculous, as the one and only p[erson you actually like the look and sound of, if you contact them and they ignore you or tell you to **** off, you might as well delete your account. Internet dating is for mainstream people trying to find other mainstream people to have mainstream little lives with, mutually masturbating their mainstream egos. Alternative internet dating is for absoute ******* weirdos with a variety of abstract fetishes, looking for guitar playing skinny boys with leather trousers, long black hair and full body tattoos and a Prince Albert as a bare minimum. Basically, it's no different to real life - if you've got the self belief that you could be what someone is looking for, you'll do fine. If you don't have that then it's totally pointless. eHarmony once told me, after a 20 minute questionnaire, that there was no match within 100 miles. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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