PrivateDerby Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Has anybody got one? Or ever had one? I've got some questions, it's a normal Herman one I think. My ex left me with it, I like it and want to keep it but it looks p*ssed off and bored, i'd take it for a pint but i'm too busy. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Put some vodka in its salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Has anybody got one? Or ever had one? I've got some questions, it's a normal Herman one I think. My ex left me with it, I like it and want to keep it but it looks p*ssed off and bored, i'd take it for a pint but i'm too busy. Thanks.don't you need to put it in a cardboard box at this time of year like they use to on Blue Peter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I'm kidding by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Chuck him a lettuce leaf, it'll keep him busy for about a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 don't you need to put it in a cardboard box at this time of year like they use to on Blue Peter? Well she said "Oh and don't hibernate it, it's too young, bye" so I dunno mate, might have to buy a book. I'm kidding by the way Too late, vodka and charlie added. Chuck him a lettuce leaf, it'll keep him busy for about a year. It makes extremely light work of lettuce, it eats more greens than me at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Well she said "Oh and don't hibernate it, it's too young, bye" so I dunno mate, might have to buy a book. Too late, vodka and charlie added. It makes extremely light work of lettuce, it eats more greens than me at the minute. Chuck him a whole brocolli then, that'll do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 It's in this stupid tank, but i've never heard of one being in a tank? I thought you could put them in the shed in a tub of soil, it's cruel because he looks like he can dig but he can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 My friend had a tortoise which liked spaghetti with his lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Season it with salt and pepper, microwave for 15 minutes (no need to pierce the shell) and enjoy with a can of Stella. Once finished take a picture of the empty shell, text it to your ex and tell her to do one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Can you eat tortii ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Sort of twist/coax it out of its shell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 If you can eat snails I'm sure a turtle can be eaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Brb , turtles pokin' his head out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 "http://holykaw.alltop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/6a00e008d2bcf4883401538f85074e970b-500x604" alt="6a00e008d2bcf4883401538f85074e970b-500x6"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 have they got bones in ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 like a skellington ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 Season it with salt and pepper, microwave for 15 minutes (no need to pierce the shell) and enjoy with a can of Stella. Once finished take a picture of the empty shell, text it to your ex and tell her to do one. Not surprised in the slightest... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17085337 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 Sort of twist/coax it out of its shell.. Dunno, i'd like to see it without though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Season it with salt and pepper, microwave for 15 minutes (no need to pierce the shell) and enjoy with a can of Stella. Once finished take a picture of the empty shell, text it to your ex and tell her to do one. Right call the RSPCA........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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