Tortoise

[PrivateDerby]

Right call the RSPCA........

I know yeah, what's his problem with animals? Love animals me, that's why I've just bought this cat carrier -

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[ladyram]

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God you really are a sick man.

How can you think of microwaving such a thing?

Surely it deserves slow roasting?

[Alph]

I met a tortoise once. Was clearly insane though. Says to me 'by the way, have you met Michelle?'. He was completely on his own. Tw@t

[rynny]

Has anybody got one? Or ever had one? I've got some questions, it's a normal Herman one I think.

My ex left me with it, I like it and want to keep it but it looks p*ssed off and bored, i'd take it for a pint but i'm too busy.

Thanks.

The in-law's have one. All I know is they can't eat spinach. And need about 8 hours a day under a heat lamp. Oh and don't forget to give it a bath, that is when it does it's business.

[PrivateDerby]

Thanks mate, have you got any idea what it's in? Not a tank surely? Bought a book off amazon.

[PrivateDerby]

I met a tortoise once. Was clearly insane though. Says to me 'by the way, have you met Michelle?'. He was completely on his own. Tw@t

 

This seems like the only way to do it, infront of everybody... I sent you a message and you haven't even read it.

[rynny]

Thanks mate, have you got any idea what it's in? Not a tank surely? Bought a book off amazon.

It is either in the house, free to roam, or has a pen outside, looks a bit like a rabbit hutch. We have looked after it a coupke of tines when they have gone on holiday and we kept it in an old guniea pig cage. I guess as long as it has space to roam it is fine.

[froggg]

This seems like the only way to do it, infront of everybody... I sent you a message and you haven't even read it.

I'll have it if you don't want it.....? Mandy loves them, it'll have a good home on the sunny south coast

[PrivateDerby]

It is either in the house, free to roam, or has a pen outside, looks a bit like a rabbit hutch. We have looked after it a coupke of tines when they have gone on holiday and we kept it in an old guniea pig cage. I guess as long as it has space to roam it is fine.

 

Just what I thought, I don't think there's any need for all this fuss. Think i'm gonna get rid of the tank get a hutch and a tub of topsoil for it to dig in and it can please itself. Don't really like pets but i'm warming to it, it plays up and gets cross with me, might take it Wigan.

[Day]

Eat it.

[eddie]

Don't get it mixed up with the crusty pies.

[Mostyn6]

SERIOUS QUESTION:

 

If a Korean settler/immigrant living in the UK gets a bit peckish and decides to eat the dog, can the Korean be done for animal cruelty? or, on the grounds of Korean ways, pull out the 'race-card' so to speak and get away with it?

[Phoenix]

Paint your phone number on its shell, cos they go wandering, farther than you'd think. Next door neighbours one is about 50 years old and still disappears.

I'll make enquiries about hibernation habits.

[Alph]

This seems like the only way to do it, infront of everybody... I sent you a message and you haven't even read it.

Sorry mate I've read it now. I replied. Tbh I think GStar is alright. But I can see what you're saying.

[PrivateDerby]

Haha div! Did I put GStar? Because I meant Gritstone.

[SuperSheep]

Is it dead yet?

[eddie]

SERIOUS QUESTION:

 

If a Korean settler/immigrant living in the UK gets a bit peckish and decides to eat the dog, can the Korean be done for animal cruelty? or, on the grounds of Korean ways, pull out the 'race-card' so to speak and get away with it?

 

SERIOUS ANSWER:

 

It's perfectly legal to eat dog meat in the UK - and so it should be. Consumption of dog meat, ostrich, cat, alligator or just about anything else has nothing to do with animal cruelty whatsoever, because the animal is dead.

 

How it was kept in captivity or how it was despatched is quite another matter.

[Gritstone Ram]

Haha div! Did I put GStar? Because I meant Gritstone.

What! What's bin said?

[Bris Vegas]

I've got 2..

 

Leave it outside, but dig a hole and full it with a tub of water so it can swim around too (and get out easily)

 

And feed it cucumber and lettuce..

 

They're pretty cool animals

[Duracell]

SERIOUS QUESTION:

 

If a Korean settler/immigrant living in the UK gets a bit peckish and decides to eat the dog, can the Korean be done for animal cruelty? or, on the grounds of Korean ways, pull out the 'race-card' so to speak and get away with it?

The dogs Koreans eat and the ones they keep as pets are different breeds. Kim doesn't take a look in his fridge whilst feeling peckish, decides he doesn't fancy anything in there, and then roast his Jack Russell.

 

My dad went to Korea in April and couldn't find dog on the menu anyway. A bit like how no one eats jellied eels anymore.