The Ram Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Well! What a strangle night so far :cautious: Strarted off with a Pint of Bank's Bitter Bitter at only 3.8% abv (2.1584 alcohol units to be exact) but then forced fed down with a Massive full Carvery Meal, but in-between washed down with a Pint of Pedigree at 4.5% abv (2,5560 alcoholic units). Was then across the road for a Lager a Kronenberg 1664 to be precisely precise at 2.84400 units based on an abv of 5%. Now thwn I then came home which as you can tell is probablty why I am here . Druring that time I watched the final part of Injustice on ITV1 qwhich I have to say was utter brilliant - sort of Dexter Barrister getting off with shooting baddies - anyway whilst wertchuing that I downed two bottles of Tiger 640ml beer/lager which at 3.1 units each makes a total so far ao 13.7544 units - AND the night is till young and I have a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers Gold Cider chilling as well as a Peroni and 4 cans of Thoroughggod and Teleys (another 4 cans) on standby) 0h and a brandy for laters :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 REPORT:UPDATE = NEWS ALIVE AT MIDNIGHT 12:00 The Ram has now consumed a whole 2 Lite bottle of Thatcher's Gold Somerset cider at a total of 9.6 units, thus making his nightly total intake now up to 23 units........HOWEVER - RELAX everyone - this is the "normal" level for "The Ram" and his vast intake of alcolhololics beverages. Mere mortals could not compete, anyways off to bed now (oh and about 8 pisses first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 alcolhololics Love this word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 lol stellar'd up and lovin git !!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 lol hic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Quality reporting whilst lar lar'd young man:) wouldn't want your hangover in the morning tho....:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 His mouth must be drier than Maggie Thatchers fergina in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 UPDATE: No hangover - carried on drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Boy Tim I dropped in sh*tters Howard it goingsiwn ya ********. I missed you ugly shuts today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 The woman should be home soon. Get rid of her wench of a mother then let the fun times roll. Gotta hate the inlaws Dirty evil cow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I love your tits Norfolk - can I grope them later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 I had a serious hang over yesterday, and had to be sick in the customers bog. Thank god they'd gone out! Just reading the drunk thread yesterday made me feel sick again. #neveragain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 I love your tits Norfolk - can I grope them later? ...........yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 GGod I feel rough. I remember having the hiccups just before the woman got home so I stuck my fingers down my throat to get rid of them?! Naturally I hurled. #badtimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Woah, woah, woah! Boycie, you of all people know the rules of the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 This thread has gone down the pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 http://www.justbarkingmad.com/Sunshinesbabes/fat_naked_drunk_bitch some party eh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I'm not going to deny it, i know what i would do if i was presented with that in the morning. Think, how long is this going to take to clean up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 where's Grandmaster Flash theram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Ferk me what a bender! I've been like a fish with 2 mouths these last few days, must have sank a few gallon - my blue wheelie bin is full empty bottles already and they only emptied it last Friday ffs. Not not had a drink for over a week, although I have stopped drinking to go to sleep occasionally and to go for a slash, well mostly. Having a crap is easier to have a drink as I can rest my can on the side of the bath. In the middle of sessions I went to see my Doctor who said "He couldn't find anything wrong with me and it must be the drink" - so I told him I'd come back when he was sober... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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