The Ram Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Wot a session today, started at 09:30 and am really really pissed now, definately due to someone spiking my drinks 27 times! :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Wot a session today, started at 09:30 and am really really pissed now, definately due to someone spiking my drinks 27 times! :confused: kinell...... and not a spelling mistake to be seen:eek:......I salute you sir:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 30, 2011 Author Share Posted May 30, 2011 Is it me, or does TheRam not behave like a drunk? I want to see more aggression and illogical ramblings. Or is he a lost cause and proof that you can actually drink yourself sober. Come on, where are you? Let's be avin you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Apologies for posting sober but I'm posting as a mod. I think TheRam should be barred from this thread until he can properly embarrass himself in text form. Otherwise it's not in the spirit of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Fleckin heckin I'm stratng a reet Barink Holiday wekend bender pisshed shession as I write and you fleckin booze lighsausagees are ballocking mesen for nat being sloshed enoughh yesterday. :eek: On my frist drink at 8am today (Sunday) hairy of the dogdy and now on me 3rd bottle of Marstons Double drop and then off to ther pub for some real ale. I will repote back laater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 30, 2011 Author Share Posted May 30, 2011 Arhhh! Feck it! Where's the feckin toaster when you need it? That fookin grill can feck oof anorl if it thinbks am feedin that fooketr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Just git back from the pub an after a good 7 hour session I am pisshed. Just pouring mesen a bottle of Merrydown Cider and going to shag Mrs Ram later, might have a 2nd botle of Merrydown as they are nice. No work tomorroew (Monday Bank Holiday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Is it me or are you a day behind mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Is it me or are you a day behind mate? Dunno, but I've already decided I'm not going in tomorrow just in case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 fecking hate getting the bread out before the filling forgot where the bread was ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Just git back from the pub an after a good 7 hour session I am pisshed. Just pouring mesen a bottle of Merrydown Cider and going to shag Mrs Ram later, might have a 2nd botle of Merrydown as they are nice. No work tomorroew (Monday Bank Holiday) quality fella......gawd help ya:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Oh feck, here we go again. :mad: Woke up this morning thinking it was Monday with a stinking ferk off hangover, and its ferking Tuesday FFS. Late for work (only 10 mins) so just kept me head down and got home toneet and started on 4 cans of Tetleys. Done a bottle of Pedigree as well and a large Peroni. Also got a a 2 litre bottle of Hocksridge Cider chilling so give me about another hour and I'll be truly sozzled - 22 units at leat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Oh feck, here we go again. :mad: Woke up this morning thinking it was Monday with a stinking ferk off hangover, and its ferking Tuesday FFS. Late for work (only 10 mins) so just kept me head down and got home toneet and started on 4 cans of Tetleys. Done a bottle of Pedigree as well and a large Peroni. Also got a a 2 litre bottle of Hocksridge Cider chilling so give me about another hour and I'll be truly sozzled - 22 units at leat I'll say again gawd help thee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Maddison sausageter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the464444 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 A homeless woman just slapped me for not giving her enough money. Then i crashed my bike into a parked car and broke a wingmirror, my moob is bleeding quite a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 A homeless woman just slapped me for not giving her enough money. Then i crashed my bike into a parked car and broke a wingmirror, my moob is bleeding quite a lot. I've just fell off my bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 WARNING!! (For later I shall be as a newt) Off out down town for a session, see thee later, I'm half cooked already as finished work early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 I'm on the whiskey, do you think she'll give me a spank? She's gorra headache, I'll have to have a scaffold plank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 speak to FRANK;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Here I am lads and in a bit of a state I cannot calculate my alcohol intake to report back to my Counscellor I know I had 3 at The Dolphin then one in the Thomas Leiper then one at the Tiger Bar 2 or 3 in The City then off home for a couple of Ciders AND a few more Maybe 25 units again at least but what the ferkin heck eh? Ferk em the nob sucking toss potting nob snatch wild **** freaks :eek: (and thats being polite but anebriahated or pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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