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Boycie

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Been out drinking all day.

Calculated I have had 34.9 alcoholic units in12 hours

(568ml x 4.5% divided by 1,000 gives you the units based on pints e.g 1 pint of Pedigree = 4.5 units x 568ml = 2.556 units.

My Doctor says I should only do 21 units a week :eek: - I said last time I'd done that by Sunday dinner :rolleyes:

I went the other day and didn't tell him I had a drink problem, he said well I can't find anything wrong with you Mr. Ram - it must be the booze! - I said I'll come back when your sober then Doctor - Boom Boom! :)

You don't sound like you've been drinking, boy!

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If you are full of cold/sore throat try Gin with Levi Roots ginger beer it's got honey and lime in it - after a few you won't notice the sore throat :D and i hate honey to but it's yummy.

That may be a good cure but mine better

simply take your usual amount of alcohol and multiply by 3 you wont feel a thing trust me.

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If you are full of cold/sore throat try Gin with Levi Roots ginger beer it's got honey and lime in it - after a few you won't notice the sore throat :D and i hate honey to but it's yummy.

Ohh I give up.:frown:

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