sage Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Ripped off a tv comedian, but funny... Candles Baths Cats Essential Oils Coloured Envelopes Children Birthday Cards Massages (unless includes happy ending) Salad Foreplay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Cats Quick! Everyone get out before Daveo comes in with pictures of his cats on the first day he got them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Ripped off a tv comedian, but funny... Candles Baths Cats Essential Oils Coloured Envelopes Children Birthday Cards Massages (unless includes happy ending) Salad Foreplay I like five of those things. Not telling which five though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 2, 2013 Author Share Posted September 2, 2013 I like five of those things. Not telling which five though. If one of them is essential oils, hang your head in shame. p.s. I forgot to include cuddly toys or loads of cushions on the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 If one of them is essential oils, hang your head in shame. p.s. I forgot to include cuddly toys or loads of cushions on the bed. A goddess like me never reveals her secrets. Ah loads of cushions in bed, now that really does do my nut in, for goodness sake it's a bed I just want to get into it and sleep! Worst part is when putting all the cushions back in the right place becomes an event in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I like six of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I heard woman like being treated to facials. Well mine didn't, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I like five of those things. Not telling which five though. I ticked off 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 I like six of those. Name them, name them, name them (in a playground chant voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 I ticked off 4. So you are less of a woman than Duracell and Cisse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Ripped off a tv comedian, but funny... Candles Baths Cats Essential Oils Coloured Envelopes Children Birthday Cards Massages (unless includes happy ending) Salad Foreplay Think I must be a woman, I love a good scented candle burning whilst stroking my pussy after taking a nice soak in the bath with my essential oils. I'm also quite partial to a nice salad every now and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 Think I must be a woman, I love a good scented candle burning whilst stroking my pussy after taking a nice soak in the bath with my essential oils. I'm also quite partial to a nice salad every now and again. You score 6 on the femalometer, same as Cisse and two more than ladyram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Coloured envelopes?? .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I'm ashamed to say I save carrier bags. You all hate me don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 I'm ashamed to say I save carrier bags. You all hate me don't you? Do you have a better, thicker carrier bag to put the thinner ones in? I share your shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 No, sniff, it's worse........I bought an ikea stacking tube thingy. Sniff, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh the shame and ridicule I'll now receive!! I'll never be able to show my face on the railway platform again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Do you have a better, thicker carrier bag to put the thinner ones in? I share your shame. I do. And when I go shopping I forget to take them so end up with even more. Stick me on the shame list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 No, sniff, it's worse........I bought an ikea stacking tube thingy. Sniff, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh the shame and ridicule I'll now receive!! I'll never be able to show my face on the railway platform again. I no longer know you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Me and my big pie hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Anybody who goes into Ikea needs standing against a wall and shooting, forget about the bags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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