SSD Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Why are there so many middle class cooking programmes on TV nowadays? I can't stand them. Raymond Blanc is the biggest c0ck on TV, his French arrogance makes my blood boil.... I don't want to know how to make a posh gravy with my lobster bisk (or whatever it's called). Why can't they show us how to cook oven chips perfectly or how to poach an egg without making it look like slime. Just simple (and I mean simple cooking) for people like me who can't cook. Like a beginners guide to cooking and not having to spend a fortune on a fancy blowtorch (because I obviously have one in my kitchen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Stick to microwave meals, can't go wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Jamie Oliver gets on my nerves but Nigella isn't so bad. I cooked Beans on toast for my missus tonight because she's ill. If anyone wants the recipe just let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 LadyRam and froggg, For the fifth time you put the toast in while the beans are on a low heat. Stop pm'ing me. It's easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 hey when do I put the borlotti beans on again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Awww bless...I'm still laughing at SouthStandDan's spelling of Lobster 'Bisk', hehehehehe. And cookery shows are great, I love em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Jamie Oliver gets on my nerves but Nigella isn't so bad That's weird? I quick like Oliver, but I could strangle that Lawson sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 That's weird? I quick like Oliver, but I could strangle that Lawson sometimes. What? No milf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Raymond Blanc is the biggest c0ck on TV, his French arrogance makes my blood boil..... Well if your blessed why not preach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I want to come back as Nigella's cake spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 She did right getting rid of that pompous bullying arse and she ought to have chopped up his meat & two veg and fed em to a stray dog. ...Gordon Ramseys worth a mention in the chef stakes anorl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 She did right getting rid of that pompous bullying arse and she ought to have chopped up his meat & two veg and fed em to a stray dog. ...Gordon Ramseys worth a mention in the chef stakes anorl She could have his meat and two veg pickled in formaldehyde and displayed in his gallery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Can't beat home cooking, today I'm making Chicken Chasseur, love it....6 minutes in the microwave, ding! "BQ0aV7WCIAMZi-Q" alt="BQ0aV7WCIAMZi-Q"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Take a good look. This is what your pan will look like tomorrow. Oh wait, it's Asda - make that this afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 All comes out the same, might take an extra wipe or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Can't beat home cooking, today I'm making Chicken Chasseur, love it....6 minutes in the microwave, ding! "BQ0aV7WCIAMZi-Q" alt="BQ0aV7WCIAMZi-Q"> You're not making owt. All you're doing is pressing a button. Find a recipe for it and make it from scratch. If you do it right, it'll taste miles better. But ya won't cos yer a lazy git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 If I wasn't cooking I'd take it out the bag and pour on a plate cold, but I'm not, I'm cooking it and cooking it at home so it's home cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Lazyness, pure and simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Bet it was Asda home delivery anorl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Lazyness, pure and simple. Don't knock lazy people. Usually they are not the ones creating big problems. They are too lazy to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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