notts_ram Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 That are standing in your village with a speed gun taking motorists number plates....get a life! Did you apply to be traffic wardens in a previous existence and got turned down? Let the police deal with traffic offences so you can go back to your knitting institutes nights out and WI cake baking jamborees. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 That are standing in your village with a speed gun taking motorists number plates....get a life! Did you apply to be traffic wardens in a previous existence and got turned down? Let the police deal with traffic offences so you can go back to your knitting institutes nights out and WI cake baking jamborees. Rant over. keep your eye on the letterbox , for the next seven days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Think of the children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Such a dull village for the majority of the year, apart from Glastonbudget weekend B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts_ram Posted June 22, 2013 Author Share Posted June 22, 2013 The whole village has got up my nose now......like the corner shop that is called G G G Granvilles after the TV programme Open All Hours, how witty, I couldnt stop laughing for a week my sides have split..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 You will burn inside a wicker man, christianity hasn't reached Wymeswold yet............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smalley Ram Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 You will burn inside a wicker man, christianity hasn't reached Wymeswold yet............ I didn't realise it had reached Uttoxeter to be fair or are you doing missionary work ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smalley Ram Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 And before you ask "No it hasn't reached Smalley either - only just got electric" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chezzyram Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 The whole village has got up my nose now......like the corner shop that is called G G G Granvilles after the TV programme Open All Hours, how witty, I couldnt stop laughing for a week my sides have split..... You'd better f-fetch your cloth then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 That are standing in your village with a speed gun taking motorists number plates....get a life! Did you apply to be traffic wardens in a previous existence and got turned down? Let the police deal with traffic offences so you can go back to your knitting institutes nights out and WI cake baking jamborees. Rant over. Maybe they're pee'd off with the speeding numpties driving too fast and trying to do something about it cos the cops aren't always about to show said speeding numpties how to use their right foot? Just my opinion mind. Excuse me, I'm off to bake a cake ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts_ram Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 It's the thin edge of the wedge - next thing you'll see a posse of vigilante oap's on the tram network in Nottingham - the police exist for a reason, you can't start taking the law into your own hands, there would be anarchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Burn him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sage Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Some villages leave an old car or van parked at each end of the village to slow down cars. Obviously Breadsall being posh gets the offficial version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts_ram Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 In Nottingham its more usually a burnt out getaway car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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