notts_ram Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138 Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her. West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act". The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed. Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time. West Midlands Police said the man had claimed he met the woman in a hotel car park. "The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said. "When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police." 'It was unbelievable' During the call, the man can be heard to say: "I've arranged a meeting with her, but beforehand I've asked her for an honest description, otherwise when I get there I'm not going to use her services. "Basically she has misdescribed herself, misrepresented herself totally. "She was angry because she obviously thinks I owe her a living or something." Sgt Jerome Moran, based at Solihull police station, called the man back to offer some advice. He said: "It was unbelievable - he genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation. "I told him that she'd not committed any offences and that it was his actions, in soliciting for sex, that were in fact illegal." Despite the man refusing to give his details, police were able to identify him and have sent him a letter warning him about his actions. The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the seller's description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 personally , i don't blame him.. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Based on a few of the brasses I've done in my time, I dont blame him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Poor girl, she was hardly going to say... "Yeah, half 7's fine"........."What? You want an honest description?"......."Well i'm 23, i've got long blonde hair that's pulled back and so greasy it shines, a face that has seen it all and a shiner under my right eye, a padded fur hood coat, blue jeans, WITH A BELT, and ugg boots, i'm really thin and have puncture marks all over my arms and thighs" Sad get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Poor girl, she was hardly going to say... "Yeah, half 7's fine"........."What? You want an honest description?"......."Well i'm 23, i've got long blonde hair that's pulled back and so greasy it shines, a face that has seen it all and a shiner under my right eye, a padded fur hood coat, blue jeans, WITH A BELT, and ugg boots, i'm really thin and have puncture marks all over my arms and thighs" Sad get. That's marriage material in Hanley....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 That's marriage material in Hanley....... Working in the area, I'd go as far to say that she'd easily be crowned Miss Staffordshire 2013! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Working in the area, I'd go as far to say that she'd easily be crowned Miss Staffordshire 2013! I'll have you know last years Miss Staffordshire was a right looker... "http://www.boston.com/travel/blog/cows" alt="cows"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I think the guy is being a bit fussy if I'm honest. If he wants to see some proper ugly hookers he should dig up my new patio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Working in the area, I'd go as far to say that she'd easily be crowned Miss Staffordshire 2013! Hey that wasn't very nice mostyn, there are some stunners knocking about in S-O-T, even if they do drive into work from Cheshiiiiire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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