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Seen Jason Manford at assembley rooms he's my favourite, quite personal as his Mrs is from Derby so knows a bit of local stuff not just wiki'd it on the way down, back here in November I think!

Also like Ed Byrne he's in Derby early October, gutted I'm missing it but not complaining about 10 nights all inc in Egypt!

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Reg D Hunter for me - very subtle.

 

For completely 'out there', you can't beat Emo Philips, who I think came up with the funniest opening I ever heard....

 

"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they are the Devil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other than that, it's been a good day."

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Nick Helm - Brilliant and terrifying at the same time.

Daniel Kitson - Absolutely superb.

Mark Watson - One of the most underrated comedians around.

You could do a lot worse than go to somewhere like Just The Tonic in Nottingham and you'll find some decent (and some crap) comedians doing the rounds.

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Frankie Boyle - love the bloke, his twitter is brilliant, talks a lot of sense about things combined with jokes, genius.

 

Jimmy Carr - saw him live a few months back and you really appreciate how quick/clever/witty comedians are when you see them live, was decent

 

Sean Lock and John Richardson are good on 8 out of 10 cats, dont really find their stand up that funny though.

 

Award for the least funny comedian goes to Russel Howard, acts like a 10 year old shouting b*llocks, dont understand how anyone would pay to see him, but each to their own

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Reg D Hunter for me - very subtle.

 

For completely 'out there', you can't beat Emo Philips, who I think came up with the funniest opening I ever heard....

 

"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they are the Devil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other than that, it's been a good day."

Two great shouts.

 

"I love to see the children jumping up and down, screaming....they don't know I'm firing blanks"

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Russell Howard isn't funny as a stand-up comdian. He's just a very confident man with a decent editing team behind him. No control to it whatsoever. He does shine with audience interaction though, he is quick-witted, shame he doesn't do enough of it.

 

Kevin Bridges is one of my favourites at the moment, as his delivery is second to none and he manages to make you laugh without insulting anyone.

 

Jimmy Carr is on the other end of the spectrum, but that's the point with him and he does it well, better than Frankie Boyle in my opinion.

 

Also think Dara O'Brien is well worth a mention.

 

 

Is this stand-up only, or can we also offer our opinions on comic actors?

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MY COLESLAW RECIPE

by Emo Philips

1. Chop cabbage into large bowl.
2. Look for green peppers.
3. Drive to store.
4. Choose green peppers.
5. Carry them to cashier.
6. Drive home.
7. Find wallet.
8. Drive to store.
9. Buy green peppers.
10. Drive home.
11. Chop green peppers into bowl.
12. Look for mayonnaise.
13. Drive to store.
14. Buy mayonnaise.
15. Drive home.
16. Mix mayonnaise into bowl.
17. Look for raisins.
18. Drive to store.
19. Buy stupid raisins.
20. Ignore stupid cashier's snickering.
21. Drive home.
22. Mix raisins into bowl.
23. Look for miserable lousy stupid carrots.
24. Drive to stupid lousy store.
25. Buy miserable stupid lousy carrots.
26. Call stupid miserable snickering cashier a Nazi.
27. Crawl to car.
28. Drive home.
29. Chop stupid damned miserable lousy carrots into damned stupid lousy miserable bowl.
30. Look for finger.
31. Look harder for finger.
32. Look everywhere for finger.
33. See cat scurrying away.
34. Follow cat into new neighbor's house, surprising him in middle of drug deal.
35. Dive over sofa to escape gunfire, landing on cat's tail, causing cat to screech and jump up into new neighbor's face and claw his eyes as he's bending over the sofa about to shoot you, enabling you to grab the gun from his hand, enabling you to hold the gun on him until the cops arrive, who then arrest him and drive you and the cat to the hospital where the cat's stomach is pumped and your finger is found and sewn back on good as new.
36. Collect reward of half of neighbor's property from drug auction, then just buy all the delicious coleslaw you want from a nice deli.

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