North_Stand_Ram Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/15/kirk-broadfoot-egg-explosion-rangers Kirk Broadfoot scalded by egg explosion • Microwave poaching goes wrong for Rangers defender • Injured Broadfoot suffers burns after egg inspection • From DIY surgery to the runaway moose: freak football injuries Mooses have done it. Bottles of salad cream have done it. Even an ironing board has done it. And now we can add poached eggs to the list of bizarre items to have caused injuries to footballers. Walter Smith, the Rangers manager, today confirmed that Kirk Broadfoot suffered burns after an egg exploded in his face. The Scotland defender was inspecting two eggs he had just poached in his microwave when one of them blew up and squirted scalding hot water into his face. The 25-year-old was treated at hospital for scalding to his cheek after the incident on Sunday but was otherwise unhurt. He is expected to make a full recovery. Smith said: "He's got some facial burns but he should be OK." The former St Mirren full-back, who joined the Ibrox club in 2007, is currently out injured with a foot problem. He'd fit in at Derby! Que egg puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I refuse to yolk about this, and don't think omeletting you guys either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DcFc Dyycheee Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 "BKoalZrCYAAwaCd" alt="BKoalZrCYAAwaCd"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 If anyone wants to watch a 28 minute documentary on a player we'll probably not actually sign... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DcFc Dyycheee Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 If anyone wants to watch a 28 minute documentary on a player we'll probably not actually sign... I'll save that video if he actually does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I'd be pleased with him joining, if he's free and the rumour's true. Certainly better than O'Brien and Bucko (not that Bucko was poor for us last season, but more quality is always a good thing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_Stand_Ram Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 Alan Nixon @reluctantnicko Protected account23s @Logeybear_6 Been talks. Seem serious. But u never know with these things. Works on both sides. Players and clubs play one against the other Alan Nixon @reluctantnicko Protected account3h @Logeybear_6 Keen on Broadfoot at Blackpool. Losing out on Vaughan at moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_Stand_Ram Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 Alan Nixon @reluctantnicko Protected account1h @rickytheterrier Vaughan needs to decide what club he wants to join. Big call. Key time in his career. But u need an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DcFc Dyycheee Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Alan Nixon @reluctantnicko Protected account1h @rickytheterrier Vaughan needs to decide what club he wants to join. Big call. Key time in his career. But u need an answer. He'll be an idiot to join Huddersfield instead of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_Stand_Ram Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 He'll be an idiot to join Huddersfield instead of us. If we're offering the same/less cash, and he's been there for a season, and he's on a stag do with most of their team right now... If he comes here i'll be shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 If anyone wants to watch a 28 minute documentary on a player we'll probably not actually sign... This isn't a parody, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 An egg yolk haha! Anybody else remember when Paul Green injured his neck by taking a jumper off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 This isn't a parody, is it? I'd probably describe it more as Rangers Propaganda, although I've not watched more than a minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randombc Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 6 foot 3, give us some decent height at the back, and also have the option of Buxton as back up. Unless he's seen as a righ back option if Brayford was to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_Stand_Ram Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 I've been told he was shocking at RB for Blackpool so they moved him at CB and he's played really well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DcFc Dyycheee Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Yeah, he played RB against us at PP and was the worst player on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I've only seen him maybe 3 times and each time he's looked a bit... action over intelligence, calamitous, lacking concentration - similar to Keogh. If our aim is to cut out mistakes I'm not convinced he's the man we need ...but... that was always at right back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 like for like versatile defensive cover replacement for O'connor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_Stand_Ram Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 Steve Nicholson @SNicholsonDT7m @stephen_dcfc @NMtherams A few rumours flying around. As far as I'm aware nothing in Vaz Te/Broadfoot speculation #dcfcfans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 We already have Brayford, and he's going nowhere. He's about to extend his contract. And when I'm right you can all apologise to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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