Gritstone Ram Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 I've stuck a few missing posters up on lamp post with a picture of a cat wearing a hoody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 But there should be people out there, looking in sheds and bins...... Are you saying Forest fans need to help find him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Are you saying Forest fans need to help find him? The man set up a whole thread in there honour!!! Of course they should bloody help!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Ramnut: Hello i would like to report someone missing........ 999: if you are dialling to report a cat up a tree please press 1 If you calling because you think you might have left the gas on and you've gone out for the day then please press 2 If you require some assistance crossing the road then please press 3 If you are having trouble finding your keys.......or getting the key in the door then please press 4 If you wish to report someone for wearing a very short skirt then please press 5 If you want to report someone for missing....................the target from there............who is a bloody disgrace then please press 6 For all other calls please hold and one of our agents will be with you shortly........ Ramnut : oh fknlll..... 999: remember we are recording this call and we know where you live....... Ramnut: grrr..... 999: hello? Ramnut: i'm ringing to report that daveo is missing. 999: oh yes.....and how long has did this......daveo......been missing. Ramnut.....yonks....ever since junior boycie defected to man utd. 999: can we have a description please Ramnut: aye...... he's 6 foot 2 and completely bald......he drinks cuppa soups.....and er..... Him and his mrs can **** summat the length of a python He er......doesn't seem to go to matches but he has a vague sort of casual interest in derby county......possibly.....hard to tell. He keeps his neighbours under surveillance........and he's got big hands. And he once threatened to ban me after i got into a row with Mrs Ram. 999: ok.....well if we find him we'll let you know.... Ramnut: hang on....what are you gonna do..... what if he's stuck in a shed........ What if he's been picked up by some weirdo in a van, who drives fast over mini roundabouts in order to make his tools jump up and down.......what if he's trussed up with electrical cables and ......what if.......oh hang on. 999: yes? Ramnut: no...no...its ok........er don't forget to check out electricians vans.....probably have a Man Utd sticker on the glass......might have recently been to Blackpool........might have sand in his turn ups.......oh my gowd......you might want to look for freshly dug sand pits.......that sort of thing..............just a thought......... 999: ok well we'll take the dog for a walk on the beach then.......that should do. Remember......"We'll crack crime although we don't really have the time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Ramnut: Hello i would like to report someone missing........ 999: if you are dialling to report a cat up a tree please press 1 If you calling because you think you might have left the gas on and you've gone out for the day then please press 2 If you require some assistance crossing the road then please press 3 If you are having trouble finding your keys.......or getting the key in the door then please press 4 If you wish to report someone for wearing a very short skirt then please press 5 If you want to report someone for missing....................the target from there............who is a bloody disgrace then please press 6 For all other calls please hold and one of our agents will be with you shortly........ Ramnut : oh fknlll..... 999: remember we are recording this call and we know where you live....... Ramnut: grrr..... 999: hello? Ramnut: i'm ringing to report that daveo is missing. 999: oh yes.....and how long has did this......daveo......been missing. Ramnut.....yonks....ever since junior boycie defected to man utd. 999: can we have a description please Ramnut: aye...... he's 6 foot 2 and completely bald......he drinks cuppa soups.....and er..... Him and his mrs can **** summat the length of a python He er......doesn't seem to go to matches but he has a vague sort of casual interest in derby county......possibly.....hard to tell. He keeps his neighbours under surveillance........and he's got big hands. And he once threatened to ban me after i got into a row with Mrs Ram. 999: ok.....well if we find him we'll let you know.... Ramnut: hang on....what are you gonna do..... what if he's stuck in a shed........ What if he's been picked up by some weirdo in a van, who drives fast over mini roundabouts in order to make his tools jump up and down.......what if he's trussed up with electrical cables and ......what if.......oh hang on. 999: yes? Ramnut: no...no...its ok........er don't forget to check out electricians vans.....probably have a Man Utd sticker on the glass......might have recently been to Blackpool........might have sand in his turn ups.......oh my gowd......you might want to look for freshly dug sand pits.......that sort of thing..............just a thought......... 999: ok well we'll take the dog for a walk on the beach then.......that should do. Remember......"We'll crack crime although we don't really have the time". no sign yet , then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Thinking about it Mrs Ram has gone missing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 You big gossip gritstone. Hmmmmm, interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 So your suggesting MrsRam has kidnapped DaVeO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Errrrrm! Errrrrm! See you....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 i reckon he's run off with ..*insert name here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 ...his tail between his legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 ..the contributions ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Nothing to do with me, honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Nothing to do with me, honest. tart.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Is he in Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 tart.. puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 He's gone to buy new comb, his other one lost it's teeth. Too old ya see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 He's gone to buy new comb, his other one lost it's tooth. Too old ya see. I corrected that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I bet you he's reading this smug as f*ck that people are bothered. Then after a while he will make his 'big' comeback. 'thanks for all the kind messages guys.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 FFS. Where was my 'Wheres JW' thread when I disappeared for a bit. Daveo deleted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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