uttoxram75 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Today was National Poetry Day, I can't believe such a haven of cultural enlightenment like this forum has not celebrated the day with some contemporary verse. Steve Brummie you should be ashamed of yersen! Dexter Blackstock had a mard When his elbow begat a straight red card And Camp stood still like a big homo As Derby cruised to three in a row thankyou please xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red My mind is twisted Bend over bitch You're about to get fisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Forest are the team next door. Their fans come here to moan and bore. We beat them here, we beat them there. They call us anti football, but do we care? The Lesta sing "what about us then?" We view them more like demented cousins. My love of derby shows no sign of dimming. I think you'll find that I'm the king of rimming. Thankyou please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 geez.. ( re:- franco's post ).. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 <shakes head at the youth of today> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ya love it really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Today was National Poetry Day, I can't believe such a haven of cultural enlightenment like this forum has not celebrated the day with some contemporary verse. Steve Brummie you should be ashamed of yersen! Dexter Blackstock had a mard When his elbow begat a straight red card And Camp stood still like a big homo As Derby cruised to three in a row thankyou please xx I hang my head in shame. I'll have to change my name! No longer called Steve Brummie, I'm now called silly dummy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red My name's not dave This poem makes no sense Microwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 I hang my head in shame. I'll have to change my name! No longer called Steve Brummie, I'm now called silly dummy! wish i'd never bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 Roses are red My name's not dave This poem makes no sense Microwave dcfcfranco is a wanko that is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I thought, ah great a poetry thread this is gonna be articulated, sophisticated an awesome but it wasn't.. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 dcfcfranco is a wanko that is all At least use a real word 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 I thought, ah great a poetry thread this is gonna be articulated an awesome but it wasn't.. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> Whoa, whats this?, the boy from swad! critique of poetry?, how very odd.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 At least use a real word 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> fair play young sir, Ill use a word your poetry is like a turd...... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyshireFox Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 DCFCfranco pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry when the boys came out to play he kissed them as well, cus he he gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 DCFCfranco pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry when the boys came out to play he kissed them as well, cus he he gay See that ones much better. Except the mistake in the last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyshireFox Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 DCFCfranco pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry when the boys came out to play he kissed fiddled with them as well, cus he he gay See that ones much better. Except the mistake in the last line. Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 he he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Funny guy -__________- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 There once was a lady from Crewe, Who said as the curate withdrew, "The vicar is slicker and quicker and thicker, And four inches longer than you". I believe that was an early Keats or Shelley or one them poety fella's. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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