Brammie Steve Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 The limerick is furtive and mean; You must keep her in close quarantine, Or she sneaks to the slums And promptly becomes Disorderly, drunk, and obscene. -- Morris Bishop To be a true Wordsmith in verse May land you in court or much worse A hospital ward Still, you'll never be bored, At least you might chat up a nurse! Steve Mo55 I just made that up, which only goes to prove that:- The limerick packs laughs anatomical In space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical (Anon) Now that guy Anon wrote a load of brilliant stuff. If I was a tenth as good as him I could have made a fortune. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I rit it, but don't tell anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I rit it, but don't tell anyone. I should have known! Specially when I saw the pen name Ann Onn! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Florist's manager said with a sneer "We've just robbed Derby of thirty grand! They've just bought Hinton off us!" I bet he didn't sign the Beatles either! Maybe this is a clue as to why in 1971-72 Derby won the league Whilst the Reds were relegated. Apparently this classes as poetry nowadays! It doesn't rhyme, it doesn't scan, and it doesn't go anywhere. Perhaps that's why I never gave up the day job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansea ram Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Nottingham Forest may be **** But as DERBY fans, we know it There's no need to take the p*ss The poor sods have to live with this. One day they may win the game And Derby will not feel the same But until that day comes along The DERBY fans will sing this song 10 MEN, WE ONLY HAD 10 MEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 Nottingham Forest may be **** But as DERBY fans, we know it There's no need to take the p*ss The poor sods have to live with this. One day they may win the game And Derby will not feel the same But until that day comes along The DERBY fans will sing this song 10 MEN, WE ONLY HAD 10 MEN. beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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