Sam Berry has been put on standby for ROI U19. I wonder if he will be introduced to the first team soon.

What position does he play?

Defender. Not sure which defensive position though.

What position does he play?

CB.

Berry eh?

Another one coming through. Do these players grow on trees or what?

(Apologies in advance for the next 78 pages of fruit based puns)

Apparently he's the apple of Nigel's eye. (and so it begins)

pipped me to it....

Yes, i got straight to the core of the issue.

Him and OB would make a good pear in centre defence

Another example of current policy bearing fruit?

Heard he's the pick of the bunch in the current crop.

Give him the ball and he will berry it in the back of the net.

And he really makes crushing tackles.

Did you hear all that on the grape vine?

I did sir. I guess if we want to find out if it's true we're going to have to wait and seed.

been told to watch his weight I believe,

could do with losing a stone.............................

Please, bury this now...

Anyone know if he's single? I'm sure that if he is, it won't take long for a bird to snap

him up.

Before we get bogged down in puns, can I just say how pleased I am to see that the Academy production like appears to be running smoothie.

Wassall really has got a plum job managing the Academy.

A pretty fine achievement for Berry considering he only juice turned 17.

I'm just waiting for one of the pun critics to come on here and blow a raspberry at us for being childish.