You know the guy who makes out he hasn't a clue what he's doing, but he's actually in charge of the whole damn thing? Yeah? .. Well that's David, not me.
I once had the keys to the business, but some spotty Syrian hacker tied me up and stole the keys to the forum off me and caused mayhem. I got the sack. But I'm totally over that. No, I am.
Now I've been demoted to Moderator. To be honest, my hearts not in it, but I do it for the love of the members. They love to hate me.
To be truthful, I'm only here because David sells me his cast off tech gear that he gets bored of, oh, and the puns. We all love puns.