Grumpy Git

Gayle’s goal in the first half on Saturday v Bristol Rovers was wrongly given offside, however, if it had been allowed to stand and his one last night ruled-out, we'd now be third. Move along, nothing to see here.

'Their goalkeeper is a clown' 😉

He does have some shot on him tho. Almost poleaxed the Reading cheat. 😂

True enough, but we were asleep for their goal.

I'll take that one for Saturday, which wasn't offside

I've got a mancrush on Dwight Gayle. What superb control and class finish. 💪🏻

Get some really long screws and ask the neighbours if you can hammer over the ends that protrude through their bedroom wall.

Just seen the video at the start of his presser, flag exit stage left, fcuking hilarious. 😂😂😂

Be thankful for small mercies, at least it keeps '30p Lee' and 'Poundshop Farage' out of the headlines.

Please tell me you're having a laugh? Bielik wasn't bad, he was just never fit! Adams is an absolute midfield beast.

30th in ours

The most likely 'horrendous decision' we'll make is someone not passing it to Gayle in the box.

Only saw last 15, it was like the Alamo.

I want a draw, (Bolton miss)

Phucksake 😡

Jerome should have equalised

"would you like a mint..." "Fcuk off I'm full" 😂

It's an hourly service.

Academic now, but no need to traverse London, just get the Manchester-Southampton Cross-Country service from Birmingham.

Absolute shiithouses. It's just like Sunday teatime KO's for Wembley finals / semi-finals (I know it's nothing we have to be worried about), but for most fans its a hotel + a day off work on Monday instead of a day out on Saturday.

Spawny Utd, never mind!

The opposition can't score while you're attacking their box.

The 'without getting political' has narrowed my options somewhat!

Pompey and Barnsley in auto's, with Derby and Bolton making football history by both losing in the same game at Wembley. Wake me up quick.

Do they ever? They're more sycophantic than political journos