Gee SCREAMER !!

I've actually heard that one is a deal clincher. Rubbing is all good but Port Vale have caused damage to his car by tea bagging his wing mirrors.

9 wins and a draw I reckon. Tough without a couple of forwards if you go behind.

Warne said relying on finding a free agent to replace Collins, who has scored 18 goals in all competitions this season, has left him with "a list as long as my toenail". "If you are a striker and out of contract in February, it's not first pick on anyone's list," Warne told BBC Radio Derby. "It sounds like an awful thing to say, but generally speaking centre forwards get picked up all the time." "I've met the kid and he has a couple of League One clubs chasing him," Warne added. "We are doing everything we can to get him in the building." Yeah ok, don't shoot yourself in that foot, might lose that toenail 😂.

I feel more sorry for his carer driving the vehicle being chased at 90 mph. Was only taking him to Tesco for some mints and steradent.

Still dealing with Steves incoherent ref ramblings from Saturday. Being fast tracked to the Clattenburg cypher decoding team in Nottingham as we speak.

We gave them a business plan and then had it re-shifted before the September transfer window finished as it was apparent there was a fair difference in what the club wanted to spend on wages and what they would have to , we then fiddled with it again before the January window finished. I can't stand the EFL but if we're looking to review it again, they'll probably say no and that will be down to the club as they proposed the original outline. I suspect Gayle will need to trim his demands to match the maximum wage we could have utilised in January and take a 6 month contract which will be looked at in the summer.

The best one was the classic you ate all the pies directed at a very large QPR who ran down to the front in the 1-1 at home under Billy Davies, immediately followed by fatty wants a burger when the stewards grabbed him, immediately followed by no mates, fatty has got no mates when he was sat in a seat away from the rest, Immediately followed by fattys going home when he jumped out his seat in a rage and was removed from the stadium.

I think VAR would also have given us one when Elder got trapped in a sweaty man hug from one of their 7ft knuckle draggers.

I would assume he's on about 9k a week based on previous players we had coming through in the championship. Possibly more after his opening season. If he stays, he'll be having to accept less than that based on game time thus far.

He has nowhere near the build up or control ability of McGoldrick. He will score a few though as he could find space and will still find it at League 1 given the chances on the deck.

Their fan who was on Radio Derby Friday evening struck me as a bit of a dick.

There's a lot of Vitamin C in rosehip -GOPO- so consider that with the diabetes if you take it. Can cause issues with blood thinners as well.😊

If he's willing to play for say 7k a week, I assume we could sign Messi if he didn't have a club. Seems irrelevant.

My uncle once lost 70k on an accumulator when a Philips shot went in off Duberrys arse in a Sunderland -Chelsea match. Just reminded me 😂

Also said a couple of other League 1 clubs are looking at him . Then says any striker not signed up by start of Feb is no ones first choice and he only has two options. That should secure it if the EFL want us to renegotiate.

Points deductions, Nick De Marco, FFP and possible appeal at the end of the season. Two fixture lists incoming. ?. Sounds familiar. Sure they'll accept in the correct fashion after all the mind numbing unfactual s*** they sent our way .😂

Awful game, good finish, need a striker in ASAP if were keeping an auto place as other opposition won't be as toothless up top.

Wilson ????

Should have done better

Dynamic. Leaving any chance of a goal on the bench.

Exactly the point I made the other day. For that to work though you need to look like you might beat a player in receipt of the ball.

No chances. No ball control. Wilson has no idea what he's doing. Nyambe does but can't do it. Change something.

JESUS

Is he the one who takes off a defender to 'protect a knee' with 4 minutes of a game remaining and blows 2 points but leaves our only fit striker to run around with an unprotected knee for 40 mins next match. In the old days he'd be jabbing him with cortisone for 2 months. Bloody modern world management.