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Imagine being the most rubbish club in Bristol. Pathetic.

Chris Martin to do us a favour today? That'd be absolutely lovely.

Let's just smash these jobbers. Tin pot nonsense club that have taken up too much of our attention over the last few seasons. Just batter them and leave them where they are. Our natural level is far beyond theirs, let's get that rectified.

I'd rather spend 22 years in Guantanamo Bay than Wycombe to be fair.

May it never darken our door again

The truth hurts I guess. Letting a jokey post on a Derby forum interrupt their big day out build up in the Paint/Pizza/Car Cup! At least Wembley will be 1/3 full. What an occasion.

If Bolton win every remaining game they'll get to 93. That's only two more wins for Pompey.

This thread is now my only way of following the game. If anyone posts anything vague and scary sounding in here I am going to go mental. EDIT. FFS.

I understand why he probably needs to go off but we lose so much presence as soon as he does

Them 2 us 0

I'd rather not be subjected to any of Barton's thoughts on anything. Even though I don't follow him on any sort of social media I can't escape the t***** because so many other people amplify his nonsense. As for Deeney, I'm amazed he's showing his face so soon after the farce he was involved in at FGR!

Their lad Dembele might be the most pathetic player I have ever seen in terms of physical presence. Someone within a meter of him? Time to go down!

Hopefully by the time Carlisle turn up the job is done and we can chill out

Hang it in the Louvre

Fist game in a few weeks for me. Please don't put me through the wringer.

Our budget will be absolute peanuts compared to the 6-7 clubs on parachute payments and the others that are more stable than us. Clowes is a hero, but he's not got top end Championship cash and that's the harsh reality of our situation. I'm not having a dig, it's just the way it is.

We will have a tiny budget by Championship standards, so what will he do differently this time?

Bold of you to assume we're getting past anyone over two legs

That's our season done then. When he's not getting it done Derby don't get it done.

Well maybe the reaction wouldn't be so severe if we had a manager capable of adapting to the issues presented to him. He got it badly wrong today, and not for the first time this season. Once or twice can be written off as a bad day, but this happens far too often with Warne.

So a decision didn't go our way, is that why we failed to defend the cross or mark the goalscorer properly? Or the reason we fluffed a few clear cut chances? Or the reason we generally just bimbled about like it was a pre-season friendly? Yeah, I must have been watching a different game.