JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta

Do they spend more time with the ball in the opposition area putting opposition defenders under pressure? If so they'll get more penalties.

Oh dear. That just means it's going to hit you like a bus when we contrive a way to balls it up.

Well, just this once let's make it easy, eh? They've never done that for us before so let us have this one as a little treat.

God no. Get it over with ASAP. I really don't get this desire for a mad, stressful, day against Carlisle. Id rather be turning up knowing we're up and having a bloody lovely time of it.

If you'd checked my post history you'd know I've already explained my comments. They were motivational, and they worked, so if anything it should be me taking a big slice of the credit for our result.

For now...

You are all very welcome. All part of my master plan.

Nah, get in the bin with that.

Wednesday came third with 96 last season!

Because it's league one. People might claim otherwise, but there is absolutely an element of "we should at least be in the top two in L1" at play, wether subconsciously or otherwise.

Today is massive. Portsmouth need to do us a huge favour.

We *really* need Portsmouth to take points off Bolton. Obviously would prefer 3.

Oxford 3-0. Did the Posh squad spend the last week on the lash or something?

Please don't be this vague it scares the crap out of people only following in here

Yeah I got a rogue notification on my phone annoyingly.

Assuming we don't self destruct today of course from this point

Aren't Barnsley an irrelevance at this point? Even if they win today they can still only get 9 more points which would put them on 85

Wait no. Still 1-0 to Oxford. My mistake. Sorry folks.

Posh back to 1-1

STOP THE FUDGING COUNT. Full time now please

Sshhh. Don't say it out loud. Too far to go yet!

Right. Time to stop mucking about and win a game of football. COYR.

Does Bradley have compromising information on Warne or something?

No. Pay him a nice fat 'thanks for the promotion' bonus and send him on with our best wishes. He's a good guy and I'd probably enjoy his company, but his football is the polar opposite if what I enjoy watching and I don't think it's good enough for the second tier. EDIT: Apologies, I misread your post. It's still a no. If we don't go up he has, by his own admission, failed. Position untenable.

If we go up and play like we have for most of this season in the Championship we'll get relegated, simple as that. Even when we are 'in form' we still look rubbish and just scrape results most of the time. No chance we get away with that in a higher division.