Abu Derby

There’s one thing for certain: IF we get promoted and the style of football that we’re currently witnessing continued, then it’ll be a very short stay indeed.

Elder - another made from glass I’m afraid. Signed far too many of those.

It’s the Derby way.

Not very good at all.

We should never have sold Whittaker. Ridiculous decision.

They’ll definitely score then.

Corner flag shortage I’ve been reliably informed is holding up the unveiling ceremony.

Signing soon. Been seen for a second time outside Beaufort chippy.

Thought Leauge 1 Blackpool made Notts Forest look a really poor side.

It’ll be £600k when we get to the Prem.

Forest - the club who keep on giving. Great to have them as our rivals 😂

It’s only half a Shaun Barker.

Been spotted in Beaufort Street chippy. Ordered a pea mix.

Dogbra hasn’t kicked a ball in a few years so I don’t know why we’re after him. Past it.

There’s always that other guy from thingy. Looks very useful.

Richard Goulooze was alright. Had a bald head as well.

I love a chief stoker type - he’d power us to promotion.

Let’s make it a sea of black and white. Also it’s winter so get them scraves out.

How many are they bringing?

I saw that and spit me coffee out all over me telly.

Steve Cotterill and Gary Megson part of Nino’s coaching team I’ve heard. Should be interesting.

That Spirit of Santa bloke is going to be taking over I’ve heard from the mucky side. Think this has legs.

It would seem that spending £250 million doesn’t necessarily make you anything more than a pile of manure.

L’Orient 1 Rams 5 Wildsmith

Upgrading and going to slimy permhead apparently.