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[b]Keepers[/b]
Camp - Through gritted teeth - decent keeper, Daddies boy tho
Smith - Sat on his arse for too long, only gloves he sticks on are his marigolds

[b]Defenders[/b]
Chambers - Did well last season, 1 season wonder?
Morgan - Big lump of nothingness
Gunter - Dirty fecker but decent full back
Moloney - Rising star isn't he?
Bennett - Crock
Lynch - Useless

[b]Midfielders[/b]
Anderson - All pace and no shizzle
McGugan - Premiership bound in January
McCleary - What is the point of this?
Cohen - Steady
Majewski - Little fella looks a decent player I will admit
Reid - Overweight and a crock

[b]Strikers[/b]
Mcgoldrick - Useless
Tudgay - Slighty better than useless
Blackstock - Crocked
Findley - USA international super star striker with 0 goals in 4 years

[b]One foot out the door[/b]
Earnshaw
Moussi

This is not a squad, this is not a Promotion worthy team (please note I'am not saying Derby are). I would put it to you that Billy Davies once again over achieved and this season I expect those Forest fans living in cloud cuckoo land (not mentioning any names), will come to earth with a bump.

Those stars on yer shirts and coffee cups in the cabinet don't count for Jack anymore, as a Derby fan I don't fear them, in fact I feel sorry for them. 2 close shaves and the only bloke that could of took this rabble to the Prem has been sacked.

Mr McClaren you have a mighty big re-building job on yer hands here, I would of stayed in the dole queue personally.

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Players leaving and no replacements yet. Anybody think they have no money left in the kitty

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Can they even afford to feed a kitty? cat food ain't cheap anymore.

Rumours are Earnshaw has been offered less money for a longer contract, Palace have offered more money on a shorter contract.

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I liked Earnshaw's little overture towards Cardiff last month - When it looked like Malky was getting the job, Earnie all over the press lauding what a great manager he was. :D

Forest will (re)find their form and their natural level this season. No danger of going down, no danger of going up, solid mid table. To be fair, that's where I see us as well. Shrewd signings, which will undoubtedly improve our team, but I don't see them moving us into the top six, which is the stated aim.

Still, I wouldn't want to be a Forest fan - £70m+ in debt, a worse side than last year and a manager who's questionable in this league and with questionable funds at his disposal - the fact that they're looking at freebies, crocks and fatties doesn't bode well for them.

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Sinking ship, McClaren flew out to offer Moussi a contract and he has hardly jumped on it has he? Tells you a lot about a club. The arrogance and delusion they talk with on their forums is hilarious but i more feel sorry for them, haunted by past glories. You'd have thought the L1 stint would have made them more humble and realistic :rolleyes:

I think they will sign 5 or 6 players before the summer is out but i think Schteve is in for a shock when the season gets underway.

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going down faster than a cheap ho.......:D

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[quote name='tomsdubs']Sinking ship, McClaren flew out to offer Moussi a contract and he has hardly jumped on it has he? Tells you a lot about a club. The arrogance and delusion they talk with on their forums is hilarious but i more feel sorry for them, haunted by past glories. You'd have thought the L1 stint would have made them more humble and realistic :rolleyes:

I think they will sign 5 or 6 players before the summer is out but i think Schteve is in for a shock when the season gets underway.[/QUOTE]

Moussi didn't even turn up for training yesterday.:eek:

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[quote name='dcfcdavecov']Moussi didn't even turn up for training yesterday.:eek:[/QUOTE]

Probably at Moor Farm..... ;):D

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[quote name='dcfcdavecov']Moussi didn't even turn up for training yesterday.:eek:[/QUOTE]

Why should he? He's out of contract. Would you go back and work at your previous job after they've let you go?:confused:

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I reckon Moussi's agent has a prem club lined up for him, Everton p'raps. There's a lot of prem transfer activity to come yet.

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[quote name='duncanjwitham']Why should he? He's out of contract. Would you go back and work at your previous job after they've let you go?:confused:[/QUOTE]

Because Mclaren went all the way to France to get him to sign. Just saying it obviously didn't work.

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Or he was sent on a beer run to stock up the concourses for the new season, another cost cutting measure by ND.

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Actually, no need for that.

The whole point of appointing McClown was so that they could exploit his Dutch links to bring in some Amstel.......! :D

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Hold on, transfer news coming out of the City Ground....another one out the door, Julian Bennett has joined Sheff Wednesday.

http://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10308~2386575,00.html

Down to 5 defenders now, all those students that are on here asking for part time jobs, can any of you defend?

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They'll be alright, they've got the Brazilian under 19s coming through their ranks haven't they?

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[quote name='Daveo']Hold on, transfer news coming out of the City Ground....another one out the door, Julian Bennett has joined Sheff Wednesday.

http://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10308~2386575,00.html

Down to 5 defenders now, all those students that are on here asking for part time jobs, can any of you defend?[/QUOTE]

where's that like button?

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Along with the "P1ss myself laughing" button - although in retrospect, perhaps that would go into overload in this thread!

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All their youths are worth 5million each so i think they will just put all them in the first team ;)

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If that were true then Doughty would be selling them off to recoup some of the £70m+ that they owe him! :D

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Not concerned about bennett going tbh; the guy has played less than 10 games in about 3 years and has never really recovered from the serious injury he had but i wish him the best. Nice guy and good to see forest looking after players when they have a serious injury by saying we would give him a new one year deal if he couldnt get a club and not just telling him to retire though ey boys ;)

As for the moose, he will either sign for a prem club or forest from what i gather; with it looking likely that forest are very close to agreeing a deal.

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[quote name='Tricky Tree']Not concerned about bennett going tbh; the guy has played less than 10 games in about 3 years and has never really recovered from the serious injury he had but i wish him the best. Nice guy and good to see forest looking after players when they have a serious injury by saying we would give him a new one year deal if he couldnt get a club and not just telling him to retire though ey boys ;)

As for the moose, he will either sign for a prem club or forest from what i gather; with it looking likely that forest are very close to agreeing a deal.[/QUOTE]

Nice of you to avoid the more pressing concern of your shoddy club's shoddy finances and the fact you're signing over the hill, fat boys...

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[quote name='vernak']Nice of you to avoid the more pressing concern of your shoddy club's shoddy finances and the fact you're signing over the hill, fat boys...[/QUOTE]

Nicely put fella:D

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[quote name='vernak']Nice of you to avoid the more pressing concern of your shoddy club's shoddy finances and the fact you're signing over the hill, fat boys...[/QUOTE]

Oh i forgot doughty is calling his debt in this year ;) like he was doing last year and the year before that ;)

As for reidy being a fat boy; he didnt look so bad during the first days training reaching a really high level on the bleep test so not too worried about the signing or fitness of reidy.

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[quote name='Tricky Tree']Oh i forgot doughty is calling his debt in this year ;) like he was doing last year and the year before that ;)

As for reidy being a fat boy; he didnt look so bad during the first days training reaching a really high level on the bleep test so not too worried about the signing or fitness of reidy.[/QUOTE]

Oh I'm sure he'll happily sit in his ivory tower season after season watching his (highly paid) charges blowing up spectacularly when it gets to the business end of the season only to plough even more money in ;)

Wow a bleep test will really prepare him for having his 'arris handed to him on a plate this season by the number of right backs that are clearly a lot fitter & pacier than him. One being our very own John Brayford...

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[quote name='vernak']Oh I'm sure he'll happily sit in his ivory tower season after season watching his (highly paid) charges blowing up spectacularly when it gets to the business end of the season only to plough even more money in ;)

Wow a bleep test will really prepare him for having his 'arris handed to him on a plate this season by the number of right backs that are clearly a lot fitter & pacier than him. One being our very own John Brayford...[/QUOTE]

We shall see mate but im very happy with reidy joining.

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