David Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I know what most of you are thinking already, Andrex Washlets? what the hell are they, some others may have already seen the advert on TV with a bunch of ladies prancing around with a box of these. http://images.mysupermarket.co.uk/ProductsDetailed/83/000283 Basically they are wet wipes for adults after you've been to the loo. Now when I first saw the advert I thought nahhh that's just wrong init, then the missus asked me to do the shopping...... It was like sex, you know you shouldn't poke your finger up a ladies number 2 but you have this urge to do so, well that's what it was like when I saw these whilst doing the shopping, £2 later I had a box and set off home. It took a while despite several forced follow through attempts to actually need the loo, it kinda get's embarrassing here because I actually forgot to use them *facepalm* and went for a few beers. Next morning was the day, I had a couple of number 4's with a side portion of number 5's (as seen below. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/350px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg Now what you do is wipe with toilet roll as usual, then once you have usually done your thing you grab a wipelet...I'm not going to lie, on the orgasm scale of 1-10 I had hit number 2 with a little giggle, it felt great. You know that stingy sensation you sometimes get after a toilet visit the morning after a few beers? well it takes it away instantly, I wasn't pulling my bum cheeks apart to ease the pain or anything, the pain had gone, vanished. I honestly think it's something I won't be able to live without. What I want to know is do you agree with men using wet wipes and is Andrex being sexist in aiming these at women? equal rights and all that, surely an arse is a arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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