Day Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I know what most of you are thinking already, Andrex Washlets? what the hell are they, some others may have already seen the advert on TV with a bunch of ladies prancing around with a box of these. http://images.mysupermarket.co.uk/ProductsDetailed/83/000283 Basically they are wet wipes for adults after you've been to the loo. Now when I first saw the advert I thought nahhh that's just wrong init, then the missus asked me to do the shopping...... It was like sex, you know you shouldn't poke your finger up a ladies number 2 but you have this urge to do so, well that's what it was like when I saw these whilst doing the shopping, £2 later I had a box and set off home. It took a while despite several forced follow through attempts to actually need the loo, it kinda get's embarrassing here because I actually forgot to use them *facepalm* and went for a few beers. Next morning was the day, I had a couple of number 4's with a side portion of number 5's (as seen below. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/350px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg Now what you do is wipe with toilet roll as usual, then once you have usually done your thing you grab a wipelet...I'm not going to lie, on the orgasm scale of 1-10 I had hit number 2 with a little giggle, it felt great. You know that stingy sensation you sometimes get after a toilet visit the morning after a few beers? well it takes it away instantly, I wasn't pulling my bum cheeks apart to ease the pain or anything, the pain had gone, vanished. I honestly think it's something I won't be able to live without. What I want to know is do you agree with men using wet wipes and is Andrex being sexist in aiming these at women? equal rights and all that, surely an arse is a arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 It ain't clean without one of these........ 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/big/johnsons_baby_skincare_wipes_fragrance_free39062 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I prefer to use the neck of a goose, there is none in the world comparable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Ah but froggy - you can't flush them down the loo, unlike the ones Daveos got. Have to say Daveo, (besides you being wierd 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':huh:' /> ) I don't really think they're aimed at just women - look at the packaging colour, if owt, blue is usually aimed at boys or it's deemed unisex and I may be wrong but I bet you didn't have to shufty on down the "ladies" isle to find them. Were they on the loo roll and tissue isle? And I've just seen the reply Martins put ^^, I'm not even going to hazard a guess at that... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Good the day after a spicy curry if you haven't got a bee day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkie_ram Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 The washlets have been out for years, and I've been using them for years. I do one wipe paper (to remove the excess poo), one wipe washlet (to get a good clean anus), then another round of paper to dry & polish (repeat if particularly pooey, but this requires a courtesy flush). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Why am I not shocked at this thread? You won't catch us ladies EVER discussing toilet habits 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Ah but froggy - you can't flush them down the loo, unlike the ones Daveos got. Have to say Daveo, (besides you being wierd 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':huh:' /> ) I don't really think they're aimed at just women - look at the packaging colour, if owt, blue is usually aimed at boys or it's deemed unisex and I may be wrong but I bet you didn't have to shufty on down the "ladies" isle to find them. Were they on the loo roll and tissue isle? And I've just seen the reply Martins put ^^, I'm not even going to hazard a guess at that... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> oops..... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Could of done with them the other day, ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 And I've just seen the reply Martiyns put ^^, I'm not even going to hazard a guess at that... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> You obviously don't watch QI. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I wasnt sure about these when woman brought them, but they are very good indeed, never felt so clean.....also can be used on winkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 for those days when you can only dab 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> ,i suppose there ok. Otherwise, mtfu you bunch of........... well......,... arsewipes.... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Plenty of fibre and a good cut off muscle should be enough under normal circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Anything to help me with the washing of skiddy pants is welcome in my house. Although I dislike the 'trend' of lads walking round with their G Stars round there arse and their Calvins on show, it has probably led to a few of these boys worrying about skids so things like these andrex things have taken off. GOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 You obviously don't watch QI. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> QI. qe? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 for those days when you can only dab 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> ,i suppose there ok. Otherwise, mtfu you bunch of........... well......,... arsewipes.... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Plenty of fibre and a good cut off muscle should be enough under normal circumstances. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Shouldn't laugh but can't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 This has to be a "Thread Of The Month". Only downside was that I happened to be eating when I started to read this. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 What I want to know is do you agree with men using wet wipes and is Andrex being sexist in aiming these at women? equal rights and all that, surely an arse is a arse? I whole-heartedly agree. I've used wet wipes for ages now, sooooooooo good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Baby wipes and nappies cause blocked drains. Worse still are toilet freshners, them things the missus clips to the side of the bowl and us lads piss at to make yer wee blue. Them get flushed down too. Oh and Woody from the toy story, his hat blocked my thunder box once too. Long story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Baby wipes and nappies cause blocked drains. Worse still are toilet freshners, them things the missus clips to the side of the bowl and us lads piss at to make yer wee blue. Them get flushed down too. Oh and Woody from the toy story, his hat blocked my thunder box once too. Long story though. ????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 ????????? Mods! remove this spam please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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