Dangerous Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 no matter what you get her it wont be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Ladies like fine jewellery They don't like wet wipes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 no matter what you get her it wont be enough. obviously a tight barsteward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake n Bake Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 I can't be too tight and spend less than 100 really because her dad gave me £100 to pay for the holiday. And she bought me a rams shirt with my name on for no reason the other day 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkie_ram Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 (Serious suggestion ALERT) If she likes reading, how about a Kindle? It'd be useful for the holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I bought my girlfriend a ironing board for xmas once. We still laugh about now (or at least i do) 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> SNAP! her Mum said 'oooh it looks like an ironing board ' which completely ruined the surprise. what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 buy a nice gold necklace with a little stone in it, something like a quartz stone 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />, or get a necklace with a heart which opens up and put a picture in of you and her inside. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> try a pearl necklace :-) ah just seen i was beaten to that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 just remembered another year i bought her a washing up bowl .....from Do it All mind. Another time i got her a bucket....It didn't look much so to jazz it up I put a coconut in it :-) A couple of years back I got her a selection of cleaning products like a selection box but with a twist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I'd have loved that box with cleaning stuff (I really must get a life!!!) but I'd'v wrapped that ironing board right round your neck, then shoved it where the sun don't give you a tan. You bad man Ramnut! What yer getting this year? A bottle of schwarfega? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I'd have loved that box with cleaning stuff (I really must get a life!!!) but I'd'v wrapped that ironing board right round your neck, then shoved it where the sun don't give you a tan. You bad man Ramnut! What yer getting this year? A bottle of schwarfega? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Its her birthday in 3 weeks so i need to get my thinking cap on too the thing is....she's got everything other presents have included a soldering iron, a drill, a teapot.....i did wonder about a footpump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansea ram Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Its her birthday in 3 weeks so i need to get my thinking cap on too the thing is....she's got everything other presents have included a soldering iron, a drill, a teapot.....i did wonder about a footpump? How about a sewing machine. I did buy her one of those for xmas as well. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Get her a hose pipe and some golf balls............. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> [size=1]that way she can water the lawn and make you a nice putting green[/size].... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 How about a sewing machine. I did buy her one of those for xmas as well. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> unfortunately she's got one...... i bought her some hozelock products once....all the different nozzle ends for the hosepipe it turned out to be disappointing as we don't have great water pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 unfortunately she's got one...... i bought her some hozelock products once....all the different nozzle ends for the hosepipe it turned out to be disappointing as we don't have great water pressure any golf balls though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 [size=4]that way she can water the lawn and make you a nice putting green[/size].... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> i'm still trying to work out if this is a euphemism 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> i'll get the screwfix catalogue out......she was very impressed when i showed her my drain rods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the464444 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 First birthday of our courtship was a crate of Strongbow. Year after went for a mirror I found on the street. Now I'm miserable and alone. I'm sure there's a moral somewhere..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 The moral is pal, woman are just generally ungreatful!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archram Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I am amazed that Ramnut still has a partner!! Perhaps we women on here should have a few words with her 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 A very attractive girl i know is moaning that her boyfriend wont buy her underwear. He is a rugby player.Speaks volumes doesnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 A very attractive girl i know is moaning that her boyfriend wont buy her underwear. He is a rugby player.Speaks volumes doesnt it? How much does she want for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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