GboroRam Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Give her something to take her breath away. Breathmints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake n Bake Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 S&B - Why not do something ultra spesh, like cook her a romantic meal. Imagine the scene - "Book" the house for the evening, boot everyone out 1 nicely laid out table. Borrow a couple of crystal glasses, make sure cutlery is spotless (women notice these things) 1 red rose - don't buy 18 of the buggers, cos it'll cost too much and 1 makes more of a statement. Don't throw it at her when she walks in, place it correctly at an angle across her empty starter plate. (She might fall about laffing if you stick it in your gob) 1 easy starter, 1 main, 1 pud. Go to M&S, they do a dining for 2 set for a tenner. Nice bottle of champagne. It doesn't have to be Bollinger, Tesco's do some great deals on bottles, Make sure she knows your "cooking" yourself. It'll earn brownie points 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Maybe dim the lights, have some soul music turned low in the background. Kick the dog out if you have one. Turn off all mobiles. Chat to her about her day, etc, you have to make her feel special. Don't sit yakking about the Rams' next match. All makes for a romantic evening and I don't know a girl who doesn't do romance!! For a special gift, a piece of jewellry - a ring, maybe with her birthstone in it, a bracelet, or maybe earings or an ankle chain and present it to your good lady when you bring desert in. The pressie needn't cost the earth. Can't go wrong. She'll be way impressed. Enjoy!! Then, after, when you get back from your jolley's, tell Dav how to do it, cos he aint got a foooooooookin clue! And this definitely works? Booking the house is going to cost a lot you know! I've checked out the M&S stuff, there's some good offers on there. I've been looking at pandora rings, but I'm worried she'll think I'm proposing and either be freaked out or like 'omg we're getting married' (fook that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 buy her a big mac, put a pebble in it. when she chokes and swallows it, say " omg! you swallowed the diamond (friendship) ring!" obviously when she cracks the u bend the next day, you'll have to think on your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asanovic Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Tek her Toby Carvery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Tek her Toby Carvery. crown carvery is £3.76. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asanovic Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 crown carvery is £3.76. If I was a girl, I'd be moist at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 S&B - Why not do something ultra spesh, like cook her a romantic meal. Imagine the scene - "Book" the house for the evening, boot everyone out 1 nicely laid out table. Borrow a couple of crystal glasses, make sure cutlery is spotless (women notice these things) 1 red rose - don't buy 18 of the buggers, cos it'll cost too much and 1 makes more of a statement. Don't throw it at her when she walks in, place it correctly at an angle across her empty starter plate. (She might fall about laffing if you stick it in your gob) 1 easy starter, 1 main, 1 pud. Go to M&S, they do a dining for 2 set for a tenner. Nice bottle of champagne. It doesn't have to be Bollinger, Tesco's do some great deals on bottles, Make sure she knows your "cooking" yourself. It'll earn brownie points 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Maybe dim the lights, have some soul music turned low in the background. Kick the dog out if you have one. Turn off all mobiles. Chat to her about her day, etc, you have to make her feel special. Don't sit yakking about the Rams' next match. All makes for a romantic evening and I don't know a girl who doesn't do romance!! For a special gift, a piece of jewellry - a ring, maybe with her birthstone in it, a bracelet, or maybe earings or an ankle chain and present it to your good lady when you bring desert in. The pressie needn't cost the earth. Can't go wrong. She'll be way impressed. Enjoy!! Then, after, when you get back from your jolley's, tell Dav how to do it, cos he aint got a foooooooookin clue! crikey Dav you'd better take note fella, this message wasn't just for shake n bake 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Mate the best thing you can do is finish her and ask her back out afterwards saves money and to be fair women are just so hard to buy for what ever you get it wont be what she would of chosen!!! If you dont fancy that take her out for a nice meal and cinema might work!!! Oh dear you said is spoilt you have fooked it kida!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 And this definitely works? Booking the house is going to cost a lot you know! I've checked out the M&S stuff, there's some good offers on there. I've been looking at pandora rings, but I'm worried she'll think I'm proposing and either be freaked out or like 'omg we're getting married' (fook that) If your lady is into romance and likes being made to feel spesh, it's a sure winner! I mean, ya can rock on up to a carvey, an Italian and the cinema any night. 18th birthdays are a big deal for ladies. About booking your house - it needn't cost owt! Have a quiet word with whoever pays the bills, explain the occasion and convince them you're trying to make an effort but you need a bit of help. Offer favours back if you must. Oh, and about the ring - it may be an idea to steer clear of it if you think she might get the wrong idea. Save that for in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 crikey Dav you'd better take note fella, this message wasn't just for shake n bake 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Hehehe, I get an "eyup duck, teas in the oven for you to dish up. I'm goin forra fag". 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> More often than not, he'll drop one, then waltz out. Them buggers leave me breathless I can tell ya! Still, he has his moments. Erm....hang on, just trying to think when... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Girls also like it when you cover their eyes and lead them to a surprise. Infact, the surprise doesn't even have to be that good. The covering the eyes and leading them somewhere is the most important part. Just get her a Wii fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyBilly Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Just say you forgot and you'll make it up to her on her 21st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hucknall Ram Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 One thing for sure, don't asked that question on this forum!!! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asanovic Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Book a table somewhere real nice. Doesn't matter if she doesn't like Snooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Hehehe, I get an "eyup duck, teas in the oven for you to dish up. I'm goin forra fag". 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> More often than not, he'll drop one, then waltz out. Them buggers leave me breathless I can tell ya! Still, he has his moments. Erm....hang on, just trying to think when... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Good to know that romance isn't dead...... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake n Bake Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 So if I cover her eyes and lead her to my bed she'll be pleasantly surprised to find her only present is a night in bed with me. Sounds amazing! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Book a table somewhere real nice. Doesn't matter if she doesn't like Snooker. Joke never gets old Post a link to her facebook page and we can collectively decide if she's worth a happy meal or a £100 bracelet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I've had some inspiration. Give her a pearl necklace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I've had some inspiration. Give her a pearl necklace. You filthy swine pigdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Ladies like fine jewellery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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