Day Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Help me out here, I've done the flowers and chocs before, even got her an apron last year which didnt go down to well. Was thinking of a hoover or food mixer this year, although I'm quite attached to my genitals to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Surprise her- don't get her anything at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 Like I say I'm quite attached to my genitals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Send her a Valentine card but get somebody else to write it. See if she tells you, and if she don't, you can bring it up every time you want to go to the pub for a swift on. More marriage tips later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Elvis Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Beautiful [sIZE=2]RED[/sIZE] underwear:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 What happend to Derby fans only David? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 The rules allow 'other fans' onto non Rams Talk. As long as they behave themselves and do not provoke, they are, at the moment, allowed on these threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 As long as PTR doesn't show up I'm happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicken Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Gold and perfume! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 My Dad bought my Mum a Toffee Crisp for her 30th birthday. Try that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Originally posted by chicken;488 Gold and perfume! Terry's all gold and a can of Lynx? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 Toffee Crisp? lol I told her once I would take her out for a drink and a meal, got the drinks in and handed her a Cadburys Cream Egg, she found it ammusing at the time although it still cost me a pizza at the end. She would never wear Red underwear, I've programmed her into thinking Red is cheap nasty colour to wear, she prefers nice crisp White undies or a lacey Black. Thought I'd try and be different this year, get something nice but comical aswell at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Your not married are you? Crisp white undies turn into over washed grey undies as soon as the ring goes on the finger. The frillies get pushed to the back of the drawer as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 No, although I've already noticed certain items of lingerie are being pushed to the back. Not a good sign is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 You have to offer head ache tablets to them as they go up stairs, so there's no excuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram1964 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Something practical that she can use normally does the trick ,tea towels ,hoover bags a dyson window cleaner thing comes in handy as I can use that on my car,oven g!oves come in handy ,could get her car cleaned and valeted ,new set of car mats and some di ICER ,hope this helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 A wrissausagech. I can sell you one of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 7 year bump! Been through a few women since I opened this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Daveo said: 7 year bump! Been through a few women since I opened this thread I see Mel Morris was not so careful with poster anonymity back in those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Daveo said: 7 year bump! Been through a few women since I opened this thread Gigolo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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