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The worlds going to end in 10 minutes


Boycie

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but your poxy phones playing up and you only just got the text message, HELP! 5 minutes left!!!

What would you do before you met your maker?

I'd open my year 2000 limited edition apple brandy I've been saving for 10 years and down the fecker. What about the wife and kids you say?

well the kids are too young to drink, and the missus is up early in the morning.

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Go outside and sit in a tree, or lie down in a field watching the sky. Probably take a bottle of Rum with me.

Say goodbye to the family before of course, and wish the best friend good luck. Add to that ask him to buy me the first pint if there's an afterlife.

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