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One for Inverurie Ram...

Lost your love of life? Too much Paul Lambert

Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much Paul Lambert

And now Darren's walked away with Johnny's wife

You've got to pick some people up

You've got to let some people go

But if Bent's name does come up

Oh well I really want to know

Because everybody loves a Derby goal

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Is it Nick with the flag that starts all these songs and literally pinches them one week and uses them the next? Stop it mate. Just stop

There's a lad behind me that comes up with far better material he makes up on the spot than you have in years.

But here's the thing. You and your merry band of followers don't join in with songs that start elsewhere. It's got to be you that starts them.

I used to back you when you was on here getting flak. Used to think you were doing your best to get an atmosphere. But you've ignored thousands of suggestions across dozens of "chant" threads. You seem to be only interested in atmosphere if you can be the one responsible for it.

If it is indeed you that starts all these terrible copied and/or unimaginative chants. If not then I apologise and you can rightly tell me to piss off.

If it is... dude, pick an Elvis song, a nursery rhyme, an Abba song, a Queen song, Bob Marley, UB40, Elton John anybody who's made any song that everyone knows.

Pick something standout from a player (eg. You sing about Martin's penis... why? The guy has the same name as the Coldplay star that was nailing Gwyneth Paltrow and he spends 50% of his time on the floor) and make some friendly banter/abuse up. Something that might make him smile or us smile.

It's not hard.

Don't wait to see what Cardiff sing and then copy it to ours.

I don't understand how we get to Chris Martin's penis and sex life. I could find it funny if it was actually a dodgy joke or something. But we're just singing about a man's penis for no reason.

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He's English, he's English, He's English,

and he likes his Crumpets, his Crumpets, his Crumpets,

He'll wash it down with Tetleys, with Tetleys, with Tetleys,

'Cos that's the way he likes it, he likes it, he likes it

his name is Darren Bent! His name is Darren Bent!

I think I'm on to a winner Here....

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He's English, he's English, He's English,

and he likes his Crumpets, his Crumpets, his Crumpets,

He'll wash it down with Tetleys, with Tetleys, with Tetleys,

'Cos that's the way he likes it, he likes it, he likes it

his name is Darren Bent! His name is Darren Bent!

I think I'm on to a winner Here....

Maybe chicken tikka massala instead?

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One for Inverurie Ram...

Lost your love of life? Too much Paul Lambert

Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much Paul Lambert

And now Darren's walked away with Johnny's wife

You've got to pick some people up

You've got to let some people go

But if Bent's name does come up

Oh well I really want to know

Because everybody loves a Derby goal

 

ariotofmyown you make a young man cry........

 

and for lunch I'm having a breakfast pie (and an apple pie!)......marvellous!

 

The Wedding Present - Kennedy (Darren Bent Mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuNYyNqCSSg

 

Go Gedgey Go!

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Really?

 

I thought that it made its debut at Bournemouth last season - and I certainly never heard anybody else sing it before then. In fact, wasn't there a discussion on here after the Bournemouth game about whether it sounded better singing "the" instead of "'em" or "us"?

Love - Since I Was Young.

 

We have stolen it,  but  made it our own.

 

A good inoffensive, LOUD and popular song.

 

Nicked from Ajax 

 

2.38 Minutes into the video.

 

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Agree with Alpha, so many lads start good songs off only to fade out with a flurry of funny looks because the flag lot didn't start it.

Rather sing the classics all match.

If I had the time and lived in Derby, I'd look to start something in the NE Corner. Get all the young lads and dads involved, it'd soon spread into the North and East stand.

South Stand looks brilliant from my seat though.

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