Csm Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Hello, we require someone with a car to drive from Derby to Chelmsford and back on Sunday to pick up a cat. We will pay 50 pounds + lunch+ fuel. Please send me a pm if you can Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I'm looking forward to the next few posts on this topic. "http://www.flatstats.co.uk/ppp/images/smilies/rubhands" alt="rubhands"> * Nothing personal Csm and welcome to the forum it's just we have a few masters of punnage on here and I'm sure your request will attract the best of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 That's actually a decent offer. You're clutching at straws with this lot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csm Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 Yea, we're pretty desperate...we've been let down last minute, so just post it everywhere in hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 i've travelled further , for pussy , in my younger days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 i've travelled further , for pussy , in my younger days..we were all behaving ourselves and resisting to lure of the pun. Then.. In blunders Moggy May I apologise on behalf of the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 thought the cat had got your tongue.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 thought the cat had got your tongue.. Just had paws for thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Let's cat nip this in the bud, ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Bobby Bobby Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I'll help you mate but I'll need directions. Chelmsford? Is that near Felix stowe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csm Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 I'll help you mate but I'll need directions. Chelmsford? Is that near Felix stowe? Felix stowe as in stow a cat? Or a genuine offer of help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Bobby Bobby Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Felix stowe as in stow a cat? Or a genuine offer of help? Neither. Felix as in the cat food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 why did you leave your cat in Chelmsford ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonRam Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 why did you leave your cat in Chelmsford ? Maybe they didn't do it on Purrpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 To be honest lads, I'm feline a little disappointed, I thought the pun levels would have been a lot higher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Is that anywhere near moggydishu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Gunna take some fuel. Maybe better put a tiger in your tank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I will do it in my car , but I need to fit a new cat-alytic converter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingsy1884 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I am sorry to heard your plight but Chelmsford is all the way over in Essex iams not willing to go that far unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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