Alph Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Chelsea fans at Stoke; "You're going down with United Down with Uniiited!" WHU fans at Liverpool "We've got Carlton Cole We've got Carlton Co-ole F*** Luis Suarez We've got Carlton Cole" WHU fans chant "Welcome to our world" as pictures of miserable United fans show on the big screen QPR at Blackburn "Free range Chicken, you're 'avin a laugh" Saints fans at Pantilimon "Are you Joe Hart in disguise" Arsenal fans to Hull "Tigers, what's the score? Tigers, Tigers what's the score" "You're just a big bowl of frosties Big bowl of fro-osties" "He scores when he wants He scores when he wa-ants Nicklas Bendtner, he scores when he wants" Not scored for them in 3 years ----- Some quotes; "It's like nowadays you can't do anything in football. If someone comes up to you on the street you're just going to obviously put your head into them aren't you? So obviously I've done that and he's done the same" - Jonjo Shelvey "As long as we are five points ahead you cannot rule us out" - Arsene Wenger "He won't bite anyone, like Luis Suarez" - Pochettino on Dani Osvaldo "We went a goal down to an individual error that we worked on in training" -Roger Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 11, 2013 Author Share Posted December 11, 2013 Some classics Liverpool "Don't blame it on the Biscan Don't blame it on the Hamann Don't blame it on the Finnan Blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet" Stockport "There's only one Carlton Palmer And he smokes Marijuana He's six foot tall And his head's too small Livin in a Palmer wonderland Blackburn fans at gathering police "The bill! It's just like watching the bill It's just like watching the bill" Chelsea at Turkish fans "You're Shish! And you know you are (Bit wrong but a bit funny) Rangers fans at Andy Gorram who had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia "There's only two Andy Gorrams Various fans at any manager previously spent time as a pundit "You should have stayed on the telly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Derby fans v Man United in 2008, to Cristiano Ronaldo, a week after he wrote off his supercar: "You should've died in the tunnel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Surely "he parks where he wants" to Andre Wisdom should be on this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Heard "Get off your phone and watch the match, get off your phone you fooking tw*t" at Stoke this season. Thought it was pretty good for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 One of my favourites... Tim Timmeny Tim Timmeny Tim Tim Terroooooo We've got Tim Howard And he say's F*ck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 Heard "Get off your phone and watch the match, get off your phone you fooking tw*t" at Stoke this season. Thought it was pretty good for them. I like that. Aren't they quite witty nowadays? B*stards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon the ram 2009 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 WHU to Liverpol a few years ago We got Di Canio you got fu@k all io The Liverpool response You got Di Canio we got ya car stereo Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The Michael Shields one always cracks me up. Goes way behind the boundaries of what's acceptable but it's part and parcel of the Utd/Liverpool rivalry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The Michael Shields one always cracks me up. Goes way behind the boundaries of what's acceptable but it's part and parcel of the Utd/Liverpool rivalry Hadn't heard of it, googled it, wished I hadn't. Very poor show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 Couple of Man United classics You are a scouser, An ugly* scouser, You're only happy, on giro day. When your dad's out stealing, Your mum's drug-dealing, But please don't take.. my hubcaps... away He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres! Torres! He looks just like a transvestite, Torres! Torres! He wears a frock, He loves the cock, He sells his arse on Albert Dock Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I always enjoyed hearingWe paid for your hatsWe paid for your hatsWhat a waste of council taxWe paid for your hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 WHU to Liverpol a few years ago We got Di Canio you got fu@k all io The Liverpool response You got Di Canio we got ya car stereo Brilliant We sang that to Liverpool way back, "We've got Fabrizio, you've nicked my stereo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFC_17 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 absolutely love the song sunderland had for simon mignolet There's a keeper a belgium keeper, simon mignolet He's our keeper our belgium keeper, simon mignolet ... a mignolet, a mignolet, a mignolet, a mignolet, a mignolet, to the tune of "the lions sleep tonight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Park, Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your own country But it could be worse, you could be a Scouse Eating rats in your council house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 When the ball hits your head When you're sat in row z That's Connor Sammon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The Leon Clarke song is funny but wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaddesdenRam Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Lets all have a disco, Wisdom - Keogh - Bucko, La La La La - La La La La. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 The Leon Clarke song is funny but wrong. C'mon, spit it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 C'mon, spit it out! He looks like Jordan's baby He likes his Chips and Gravy Leon Clarke Leon Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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