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I was walking through Stanmore in Outer London on the way to watch England play when I was approached by two short @rsed teens. The following conversation ensued; 

 

Scrote 1 'Give us your phone'

 

Me 'What?'

 

Scrote 2 'Give us your f**king phone'

 

Me 'No'

 

Scrote 1 'Give us your phone now'

 

Me 'Have you got a knife or anything?'

 

(Scrotes look at each other)

 

Scrote 1 'No'

 

Me 'Well thas best f**k off then before I tw*t you one'

 

(Scrotes look at each other and run off)

 

Looking back I may have encouraged knife crime in Stanmore.

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I was walking through Stanmore in Outer London on the way to watch England play when I was approached by two short @rsed teens. The following conversation ensued; 

 

Scrote 1 'Give us your phone'

 

Me 'What?'

 

Scrote 2 'Give us your f**king phone'

 

Me 'No'

 

Scrote 1 'Give us your phone now'

 

Me 'Have you got a knife or anything?'

 

(Scrotes look at each other)

 

Scrote 1 'No'

 

Me 'Well thas best f**k off then before I tw*t you one'

 

(Scrotes look at each other and run off)

 

Looking back I may have encouraged knife crime in Stanmore.

Scrote 2 didn't say much.

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