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Boycie

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we are mad, round the bend

no one takes the ossie end

nananananananananah...

tommy glicks barmy army....

were not mad were freckin barmy....

eyes right

foreskins tight

ballacks to the front

were the boys

who make no noise

we're only after kuunt

we're the heroes of the night

we would rather fook than fight

we're the heroes of uttoxeter fusiliers

me and tommy sitting in a tree

k. i. s. s. i. n. g.........................

i know i'll be embarrassed in the morning:redface::redface::redface::D

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we are mad, round the bend

no one takes the ossie end

nananananananananah...

tommy glicks barmy army....

were not mad were freckin barmy....

eyes right

foreskins tight

ballacks to the front

were the boys

who make no noise

we're only after kuunt

we're the heroes of the night

we would rather fook than fight

we're the heroes of uttoxeter fusiliers

me and tommy sitting in a tree

k. i. s. s. i. n. g.........................

i know i'll be embarrassed in the morning:redface::redface::redface::D

B-B-B-B-B-B-Bonkers!

Quality!

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we are mad, round the bend

no one takes the ossie end

nananananananananah...

tommy glicks barmy army....

were not mad were freckin barmy....

eyes right

foreskins tight

ballacks to the front

were the boys

who make no noise

we're only after kuunt

we're the heroes of the night

we would rather fook than fight

we're the heroes of uttoxeter fusiliers

me and tommy sitting in a tree

k. i. s. s. i. n. g.........................

i know i'll be embarrassed in the morning:redface::redface::redface::D

10/10 proper drunk post

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My 15 year old daughter has gone to a party tonight at a friends.

I took her to Asda today, and bought her a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and a bottle of WKD Purple (limited edition) and she says that's all she will drink. She's had a drink before at home.

MrRam is picking her and a friend up at 11.30.

Am I a bad mum? :confused:

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