Boycie Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 What would you change? Enhanced hearing maybe? Most helpful when offering driving advise. And this isn't a sexist thread either, (They would say that though, bloody nag nag nag) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Women in general or do we get personal about our own ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 Oh, best not talk about our partners, as I'm, erm, some people might be in enough trouble as it is. Asbestos hands to deal with hotter dish water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Remove the head = no headaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I'd give it a go, why not.... "http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/024/9/a/headless_woman_by_grecco1817-d4ng5fg" alt="headless_woman_by_grecco1817-d4ng5fg"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 Remove the head = no headaches.that does have a draw back in other area's Daveo. Cum on, this is serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 It'd be easier to re-write all the disney films that gave them a false idea of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 that does have a draw back in other area's Daveo. Cum on, this is serious. Tell me to be serious when you have god in the thread title, behave. May as well said if Santa could bring you you're ideal woman who would it be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 How about , removing the tongue ? (gonna get me shot , Mr Boyce) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 mo55y's obviously not thinking this through properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 mo55y's obviously not thinking this through properly. yea but , removing the w'HOLE' head ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 That was poor Mo55y, we're still on page 1 give the thread a chance before you try and kill it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 The heads fine, bigger ears maybe. Oh, remove the gag reflex, can't believe nature hasn't already done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Remove the voicebox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 That sucks !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Remove her penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I'd like them to have some kind of attachment that allowed them to stand up and wee, not a penis you sicko! maybe a hole in the end of the pinky finger or something so we can do away with the should the seat be left up or down argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 Have Velcro skin so the clothes stick on and come off easier. When drunk it can be a hinderance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I'd also like some kind of device that speeds them up a bit and holds their attention to the task in hand. They make out like housework takes all day when it really doesn't, too busy stopping to listen to Loose Women on the box talking crap. If they did that whilst working they'd be fired, wake up at 6pm, load dishwasher, do the hoovering and dusting and it should be all done as I wake up at 7.30am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I'd just add a degree of mental and emotional stability. Oh and gravity defying breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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