Day Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I'd have Tanya Branning riding away, Cheryl Cole sat on my face and that woman of Mythbusters stroking my legs. I'd switch them around every few days like, maybe make the odd substitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezner Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 They should be told from a very young age that if you stop talking you won't die. Anti ageing skin would be good. And poor eyesight so A they wouldn't be able to drive and B you might be able to punch above your weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 The ability to find Colin Filth unatractive would be helpful. (It's not a typo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Put an end to keeping up with the Jones's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 Yes, a few of my wife's friends have had new cars. It's a fookin nightmare at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Why would she need a car? How big is your kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezner Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 They should find beer bellies extemely attractive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 Why would she need a car? How big is your kitchen?she won't do Internet groceries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 They should find beer bellies extemely attractive Now hold on a minute, do you know how hard I've worked to get rid of mine to make myself more attractive, ok it hasn't worked but I'd end up with stretch marks if you keep messing my weight around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 she won't do Internet groceries. Get rid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 They should find beer bellies extemely attractivei agree. It should be like a baboons arse. The redder / bigger it is, the sexier the male is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 How long should the chain be? I mean, our down stairs toilet is about 20 foot from the kitchen sink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 The ability to find Colin Filth unatractive would be helpful. (It's not a typo) You could change a few things but that one is simply not possible. Dream on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Make them all hate Hugh Grant and therefore end his career forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Take away the need to go and see her lot most weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Just a simple understanding of money in vs money out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 More boobs. Perky ones to, dunna be giving me bleeding tennis balls in socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Stop bleeding and stop moaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Women are perfect the way they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Can't be arsed to go through all the posts but removing the tongue would be top of my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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