Boycie Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Scandalous statement. I much prefer farts that don't smell to farts that do. are you real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 It's smoked bacon for butties you wierdo's, unsmoked for a fry. Do I have to explain everything. Jeeeesus. bacon butties (smoked or unsmoked) should always have one side of bread lightly and deftly dipped in the pan that fried said bacon to acheive bacon buttie perfection. I will not tolerate deviation from this rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 bacon butties (smoked or unsmoked) should always have one side of bread lightly and deftly dipped in the pan that fried said bacon to acheive bacon buttie perfection. I will not tolerate deviation from this rule. The scales have fallen from my eyes. I normally just fried a bit of bread in it and had it as a side. Now I know the righteous path, I will conform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 are you real? Real as hell. Smelly farts are the work of satan. I speak as someone who recently consumed half a bag of dried apricots, and suffered terrible, terrible, consequences which nearly cost me my marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 my own smelly farts make me laugh, other people's smelly farts make me heave.. i prefer smoked bacon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I've had complaints that this thread title is not politically correct. It's a bit racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Egg yokes cause cholesterol damage. There was a movie about it I think Actually Ralph, that's not strictly true. It is true to say most of the nutrients in an egg are in the yolk, so the freaky healthy types who have a trendy 'egg white omelette' are actually missing out on the healthy bit. Past research has shown that the yolks only have a small impact on blood cholesterol levels. There isn't a limit as such on the amount you can eat in a week, just make sure your diet is varied. And the obvious one of pregnant ladies shouldn't eat soft boiled eggs. Actually Ralph. Now where's me soldiers...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 my own smelly farts make me laugh, other people's smelly farts make me heave.. i prefer smoked bacon.. Good post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Good post. smokie bacon farts smell better, as well.. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 my own smelly farts make me laugh, other people's smelly farts make me heave.. i prefer smoked bacon..unsmoked for me i like the rind on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 smokie bacon farts smell better, as well.. http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/laughSilent pant warmers smell the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Will you just let the farts go please, they're off, topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Will you just let the farts go please, they're off, topic.consider them dropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 consider them dropped. Good, I'm glad we cleared the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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