Butthead Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 No more cheesey goal music. Put all the fans who must leave their seat during the game in the North Stand and lock the gates until the final whistle. Charge the gumps an extra 10% on what they charge us for away tickets to cover any damage and cleaning costs. Issue each gump a bag of chocolate money whilst removing them of any object they can throw (coins, batteries, glasses, dildos, mobile phones, butt plugs etc.). Have the thermostat to the match officials showers direclty linked to their performance rating on a sliding scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 No more cheesey goal music. Put all the fans who must leave their seat during the game in the North Stand and lock the gates until the final whistle. Charge the gumps an extra 10% on what they charge us for away tickets to cover any damage and cleaning costs. Issue each gump a bag of chocolate money whilst removing them of any object they can throw (coins, batteries, glasses, dildos, mobile phones, butt plugs etc.). Have the thermostat to the match officials showers direclty linked to their performance rating on a sliding scale. Burn or freeze on a poor performance? Then again, one after the other and repeat might not be a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Stuart Atwell and the 'make his own rules up' Drysdale today get iced, that should do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Its called Fishy Business. Get Uttox to bring you over a take out next home game.... ooooh next home game IM THERE!!!!! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> You could try the deep fried battered jam butties at Cod's Corner just down the high street! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 The only good thing to come out of Mexico is tequila, awful crime ridden drug infested county, reminds me of Nottingham. Some great parts as well fella.....I had one of the best holidays of my life in Mexico in Sept.... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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