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Is there anything as dull as people worrying if we'll be rubbish if we go up?

Sorry to hear that x

Great timing next week that none of our rivals are playing!

Come on!!! This is it

These scores are all perfect. Please remain this way!!! (Unless we score more)

Next season. Lincoln are guaranteed to go up. If we finish 3rd, we aren't going up.

3 subs. Wow.

Erm, the only way we aren't playing Lincoln next season is if we don't go up.

Sounds fairly even. We seemed to improve after Gayle went off and we changed things around a bit.

Can't believe they nicked all our songs!

The bentley isn't that big. Maybe 10 at a squeeze possibly?

Yeah good shout, if @DarkFruitsRam7 wasn't continually looking up weird and vile conspiracy theories, then the algorithm wouldn't be sending him tweets by their chief broadcaster!

Wasn't an issue previously that season ticket holders could buy multiple tickets, meaning they could get them for their mates who maybe never go to games. But then the rest of the tickets were all put together, so someone who has been to multiple matches and lives in Cornwall is in the same priority as a person living in Derby with a fan id who hasn't been to a game for 3 years? I think brave souls like me who go to a few away games in the home areas should get first dibs! If we do go to Wembley this year again, can everyone pleased get drunk and/or coked up at Covent Garden by 10am please? Then our end of Wembley can resemble the morning after a party at home, where your mates all slept on the floor.

By worried, I meant what was going through Gayle's mind was more likely to "woah...I'm about to get clattered, oh the ball has hit my hand" rather than "I'll just tip it past the on rushing keeper and let him knock me oved." If the ref thinks he deliberately handballed it, not a pen. If the ref doesn't think he deliberately handballed it, it's a pen. I'm sure VAR would have cancelled the pen out regardless, because the handball law, combined with VAR, is a farce.

That goal should definitely not stood!

I hadn't seen that slowed down version before, clearly hits his hand first, but you could argue he is actually worried about being cleaned out by the on rushing goalkeeper. If that was the case (although, obviously debatable) then I would assume it is a pen. An accidental handball before being fouled is a pen right? The handball rule is a farce though too.

Some people just really fancy a pie at 3.20pm ok.

Not likely mate, I'll stick to some good old Avocado on toast me. (Whilst the liberal elite moan at the state of the world, Avocados have never been cheaper. Whereas you proper English apple eaters now pay a small fortune. They didn't put that on the bus!)

Geez, just looked at that. Seems like we all hate scottish players.

What is aquafaba?!

I was thinking the same, one of the quietest matchday threads of the season for the biggest game. Quite a few posts from Bolton fans too.

Could someone confirm if calling a rival fan attending a match with children a "padeo" is good old fashioned atmosphere or being a nob?

I would love to go tomorrow but can't. Should I by a ticket anyway and not go, then I might get a higher priority ticket for a potential playoff final? I will be "putting my hand" but not even able to see the game. This makes me much more of a real fan than those cheapskates who actually go to the game. @i-Ram get involved.

Not sure you need a techie for this job. Handyman/women/tv perhaps.

Well, looks like we should habe scored plenty and they had no chances, even their goal barely counted as a chance, don't know how that went in!