Penguins

[PrivateDerby]

Gotta be the chocolate version, the jokes are absolutely hilarious! Such as...

[size=4]How does a penguin make pancakes? [/size]

[size=4]With its flippers [/size] [size=4] 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> [/size] [size=4] 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> [/size] [size=4] 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Get it???? [/size]

Roll on August 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />

[Brammie Steve]

How could anyone prefer a chocolate biscuit to this? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

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[mozza]

there goes another 3 'n' a half minutes of my life..

http://i2.listal.com/image/2161210/600full-pingu

[rynny]

That's true. But you can huddle with your fellow male penguins and forget about all the arguments you've had and keep warm together. Bet it's a right laugh fest in there. "Have you heard the one about the mother in law, LOL".

The women on the other hand can easily carry the bag in their mouths dodging seals whilst sliding the way back on their bellies, what a crack!

sounds kinda gay to me 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

[Brammie Steve]

One baby penguin to another.

"Come to my place for tea, we're having regurgitated squib!"

Isn't that better than a chocolate biscuit? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

[Boycie]

Damp squib?