Day Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! http://i41.tinypic.com/28rfiad [url=http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959]http://www.lulu.com/...recipes/5198959 £16.12 seems abit pricey for a cookbook but I was planning on spending abit more on the missus this year for Christmas anyhow, some of the recipes sound quite tasty.... Tuna Sashimi with homemade dipping sauce Slightly saltier caviar Man made oysters Creamy cum crepes High protein smoothie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Oh. My. Lord. That's just beyond! This reminds me of a programme I saw years ago where the parents cooked and ate their newborns placenta. I'm not the squeemish kind but that didn't half make me want to heave. Tis full of iron, I know that - but to eat it? Do me a favour. Who are these people?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I'm not swallowing that, it's obviously made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 It must be knocked off...mind you there'll be loads coming into the shop for that one 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 A review left by some oddball on that link says this, and I quote; "For a long time I've been using my own juices as that "secret ingredient" in all kinds of meals and everyone raves about that special flavour my food has, while I quietly smile and maintain a dignified silence. It's so exciting to see this kind of thing in print, making the most of what is, after all a natural substance. After all, we use milk, which is squeezed out of a cow (unless my wife happens to be lactating) for many recipes. Just remember to keep it fresh, semen doesn't keep. I recommend storing it in ice cube trays (clearly marked!!) and then topping up as you can - melting cubes when required. I'm a member of a cooking forum with over 9,000 members, and shall be recommending this there". End quote. If this w*nker is for real, I am truly stuck for words. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> I was going to make a carbonara sauce for tea, I don't think I'll bother now, it's put me right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Bet he can't wait for his guests to arrive.........the sick mofo 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Does he do it in his mothers in laws dinner an all??? Fooooooooookin ell, sad get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Does he do it in his mothers in laws dinner an all??? Fooooooooookin ell, sad get. Ah maybe he's not all bad..... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramexpat Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 its the new fast food , just take a loaf out with you, have a semen sandwich for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Chips and baby batter'd sausage please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramexpat Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Chips and baby batter'd sausage please. would that be a cum'berland sausage ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 You're getting the jiz st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 King prawn with chef's special sauce 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 mind you I'll bet that man s fat on a diet like that 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Pancake tossing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramexpat Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 wonder if the book has a finger food section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 just the thought of it gets stuck in the throat 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> dirty dirty bugger!!! how did you stumble across this though?? always gets me thinking 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I recommend storing it in ice cube trays (clearly marked!!) and then topping up as you can - melting cubes when required. If he can fill an ice cube tray, I'm impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Did you know that 70's pop group 10CC got their name from the average amount of jizz one is supposed to produce on ejeculation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 [size=1][size=4]Won't be going round to his anytime soon, for a lamb shank. [size=3] 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' /> [/size][/size][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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