froggg Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Residents in Malawi's financial capital Blantyre have reacted angrily at government attempts to criminalise farting in public. The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week, reads: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour." The bill will also attempt to deal with citizens who hinder the burial of dead bodies as well as people who pretend to be fortune tellers. Many feel that there are better issues that the government needs to discuss. Local Topsi Ganzalesi said: "We can't allow that. We all fart. Where do they think we could go and fart? That is no issue to debate upon." College student, Matthews Phiri, was not alone in saying he could not understand how the government hoped to enforce the new law - adding to widespread criticism that the new law is a giant waste of public funds. "We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh! Our legislators need to concentrate on discussing development projects. They should not waste our time and money on childish issues. It would make sense if they talked about defecating and urinating anyhow but not farting. This will not work. We will keep on farting." he said. (ITN News) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I'd be alright. Most of mine are silent and deadly. My mrs. says it's beacause i have a loose bum hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 "I likes to fart cus when I'z fart I'z knows I'z healthy." That's what an old farm hand once said to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Fart Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 A fart is breeze It gives the belly ease It warms up the blankets And suffocates the fleas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 We're Derby County, we'll fart on our own................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 nigel clough's farty army......nigel clough's farty army..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 "It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh!" Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I'd be alright. Most of mine are silent and deadly. My mrs. says it's beacause i have a loose bum hole. You met Trigg then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 sshhh he'll be back from Bangcok soon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Bloody ell Dav - don't ever go to to Malawe then :eek: Incidently, did you know that on average a person farts at least 14 times a day? Can't possibly police that! What a pathetic notion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I'd be alright. Most of mine are silent and deadly. My mrs. says it's beacause i have a loose bum hole. You done time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 erm....:redface: Don't know what causes silent but deadly ones....hopefully not a loose bumhole lol somebody google it. I would but i'm at work:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 A young Egyptian man has decided to call his first-born daughter Facebook in a tribute to the social media site’s role in his country’s political revolution. Proud father Jamal Ibrahim, who was swept up in enthusiasm over the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak, gave his daughter the unorthodox name to express his thanks for developments in Egypt since anti-government protests started on 25 January, according to Egyptian newspaper Al-Ahram. The girl’s full name is Facebook Jamal Ibrahim, and family and friends have reportedly gathered around the newborn to express their continuing support for the revolution that started on Facebook. Egypt is home to five million Facebook users - the highest number in the Middle East - and the website was instrumental in galvanising civilians for peaceful protests that eventually toppled Mubarak. Following the President’s resignation on 11 February, graffiti artists scribed 'Thank you Facebook' on walls across Cairo. During the uprising, thousands of Egypt-themed groups and pages appeared on Facebook, and the military government even started using the site to try and reach out to Egyptian youth. A whopping 32,000 groups and 14,000 pages were created in this time. Facebook has received many gifts from young people who were overjoyed by both her arrival and her inventive name, reports Al-Ahram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Wonder if she'll have kids when she's older called Farmville and Mafiawars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Bloody ell Dav - don't ever go to to Malawe then :eek: Incidently, did you know that on average a person farts at least 14 times a day? Can't possibly police that! What a pathetic notion. i normally draw mud after two or three farts on the trot , so i try not to fart unless im near a sh1tehouse,that reminds me where is neo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/family-parenting/baby%27s-hysterical-laughter-becomes-web-sensation-blog-26-yahoo-lifestyles.html This'll cheer some of you up.....play this video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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