Boycie's Dilemma

[Boycie]

I've just had a farting competition with the lad.

Now he let one off, not a bad effort, his sister left the room.

I let one off, they all left the room.

Now, do I tell the boy that I actually ***** my pants as this is an instant disqualification?

[NorfolkRam]

i'd say its cheating.

i just dropped one the the womans foot, she started telling me off but little did we both know that as i started laughing i realised i was still farting and unleashed two strong bursts her way, it resulted in some peace and quiet for 5 min as she left the room.

[Boycie]

Well, my ***** is obviously not as important as Daveos peas, or Dans job, or Joe finances.

Rodders hasn't actually got a dilemma, (unless that's his actual dilemma?)

Trigger doesn't want to come back to Blighty anyway.

Anyway, got to go now, as the warm feeling has now turned cold.

[RamNut]

I've just had a farting competition with the lad.

Now he let one off, not a bad effort, his sister left the room.

I let one off, they all left the room.

Now, do I tell the boy that I actually ***** my pants as this is an instant disqualification?

ah thats great and really cheered me up.

So much so that I read it out to my wife.

[Boycie]

and what's her advice?

[RamNut]

and what's her advice?

she says you need to go and sit a bit..

......i think thats what she said.

[Boycie]

I think I'd better let them go crusty and get then get them on the draining board in the morning with a hammer and chisel.

[RamNut]

you could always use the rolling pin to break up the worst of it.

[Boycie]

Aye, like breaking up bonfire toffee you mean?

[RamNut]

yes get the really crusty stuff off first.....

ah ....just realised I'm starting to sound like an expert . :redface:

[Pearl Ram]

Bad news Boycie, I'm sure I read in "Plaff Monthly" an article that said at the conclusion of the World Farting Championships (WFC) underwear had to be handed in and scrutinized to ensure no advantage had been gained by a sly follow through.

Touching cloth is very much frowned upon by the governing body so to claim a bona fide victory over your lad you'd better keep schtumm incase he reports you to the aforementioned governing body where you could be sanctioned or worse, hit with a disrepute charge.

[Boycie]

Oh dear, my clean record will be soiled.:frown:

[trigger]

Oh dear, my clean record will be soiled.:frown:

dont believe him boycie, he,s spouting sh1te!

[froggg]

wasn't there a 'musical guffer' on britains got talent? :confused:

keep working hard at it who knows where it could all end:D

[Boycie]

I practice all the time M'owd. Morning noon and night.

Even in bed.

Dedicated me.

[froggg]

yes but do you get a perfect seal on your dutch oven:eek:

[Boycie]

It's from B&Q?:confused:

[froggg]

can't see them selling that sort of chemical warfare:eek:

[Boycie]

Oh yes, double cavity and everything.

[Boycie]

OH you Flithy Swine!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)