WorksopRam Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I'd love to see Winstanley win, and if he gets into Adams early, then I don't see why he can't. It clearly meant a lot to him in the post-match interview yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I don’t even pretend to understand televised darts. Game on. Two big fat blokes – neither of whom can tuck their shirts into theirs trousers – take it in turns to waddle up to a target, and throw three arrows each at an area the size of a postage stamp, while a crowd of half wits bay like banshees and a some gobby tw@t with a mike attempts to communicate the score whilst simultaneously doing an impression of Lloyd Grossman. How is this interesting? O.k. they have an uncanny ability to hit treble twenty, and equally uncanny ability to just miss the same target with every alternative throw. This might even have a certain interest for the first couple of rounds, but unfortunately the same unrelenting exercise in meaningless futility is repeated ad nauseum to the apparent fascination of the audience of drunken Neanderthals. And all this with an accompanying and deafening hyperbole. Two blokes pissing up a wall might actually be more interesting. There is a sort of collective orgasm if one fatty actually hits the target with all three darts. One huuunndrrreed annnd eiiighhhty !!!! And near hysteria if another Jimmy Five-Bellies then hits a relevant double to finish. The maths is impressive, but since when has adding and subtracting been a television sport? The women are all harridans, the men - grotesque tetrapods - more likely to return to the sea than achieve anything of any significance in this or any other lifetime. Not bad though........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I don’t even pretend to understand televised darts. Game on. Two big fat blokes – neither of whom can tuck their shirts into theirs trousers – take it in turns to waddle up to a target, and throw three arrows each at an area the size of a postage stamp, while a crowd of half wits bay like banshees and a some gobby tw@t with a mike attempts to communicate the score whilst simultaneously doing an impression of Lloyd Grossman. How is this interesting? O.k. they have an uncanny ability to hit treble twenty, and equally uncanny ability to just miss the same target with every alternative throw. This might even have a certain interest for the first couple of rounds, but unfortunately the same unrelenting exercise in meaningless futility is repeated ad nauseum to the apparent fascination of the audience of drunken Neanderthals. And all this with an accompanying and deafening hyperbole. Two blokes pissing up a wall might actually be more interesting. There is a sort of collective orgasm if one fatty actually hits the target with all three darts. One huuunndrrreed annnd eiiighhhty !!!! And near hysteria if another Jimmy Five-Bellies then hits a relevant double to finish. The maths is impressive, but since when has adding and subtracting been a television sport? The women are all harridans, the men - grotesque tetrapods - more likely to return to the sea than achieve anything of any significance in this or any other lifetime. Not bad though........ what a load of total and utter ******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I don’t even pretend to understand televised darts. Game on. Two big fat blokes – neither of whom can tuck their shirts into theirs trousers – take it in turns to waddle up to a target, and throw three arrows each at an area the size of a postage stamp, while a crowd of half wits bay like banshees and a some gobby tw@t with a mike attempts to communicate the score whilst simultaneously doing an impression of Lloyd Grossman. How is this interesting? O.k. they have an uncanny ability to hit treble twenty, and equally uncanny ability to just miss the same target with every alternative throw. This might even have a certain interest for the first couple of rounds, but unfortunately the same unrelenting exercise in meaningless futility is repeated ad nauseum to the apparent fascination of the audience of drunken Neanderthals. And all this with an accompanying and deafening hyperbole. Two blokes pissing up a wall might actually be more interesting. There is a sort of collective orgasm if one fatty actually hits the target with all three darts. One huuunndrrreed annnd eiiighhhty !!!! And near hysteria if another Jimmy Five-Bellies then hits a relevant double to finish. The maths is impressive, but since when has adding and subtracting been a television sport? The women are all harridans, the men - grotesque tetrapods - more likely to return to the sea than achieve anything of any significance in this or any other lifetime. Not bad though........ Post of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghRam Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 what a load of total and utter ******. darts or his opinion? Incase anyone cares Martin Adams is 2-1 up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Come on Deano - and wolfie misses the double!! yeehah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 2 sets all, now it's a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 3 sets all. That's more like it - a good old fashioned scrap!! It's just a question of who wants it the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Eastenders on tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 3 sets all. That's more like it - a good old fashioned scrap!! It's just a question of who wants it the most. harridan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Post of the year! yeah success! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 harridan! Harridan? Moi? How very dare you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Unprompted, my hairdresser today complained about having to watch darts last night, and gave comment that its not a sport. You have it officially from a hairdresser now - she confirms darts is not a sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Unprompted, my hairdresser today complained about having to watch darts last night, and gave comment that its not a sport. You have it officially from a hairdresser now - she confirms darts is not a sport. well,I stand corrected.I cannot argue a sporting matter with a hairdresser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I understand - I felt the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Did you feel her tits on your shoulder though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 No, but she had a nice low cut top on. Great for in the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Filthy swine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 And proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Derbyshire beat Somerset this weekend 19-17.Unfortunately yours truly lost 3-1 despite playing well. Thought youd all want to know.I know what massive darts fans you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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