Claim for stress against Middlesbrough and EFL

[Raminphilippines]

Can supporters make a claim for stress against the EFL and Middlesbrough FC?

Surely we all have grounds for a claim for the stress this is causing us.

On average a payout for stress may range between £39,000 to £83,000.

If we take the middle figure, that would be £61,000 each.

If 30 thousand of us claim the total would be over £1.8 billion.

Us supporters could buy Derby and have money left over.

It would also bankrupt Middlesbrough and maybe even the EFL.

Maybe we could take class action claim. 

My blood pressure has gone up to dangerous levels and the only stress I have is what is going on with Derby. I am sure it must be effecting the health of thousands of Derby supporters. 
Do we have any legal experts here that could tell us if this is possible. 

[Gritstone Ram]

Just now, Raminphilippines said:

Can supporters make a claim for stress against the EFL and Middlesbrough FC?

Surely we all have grounds for a claim for the stress this is causing us.

On average a payout for stress may range between £39,000 to £83,000.

If we take the middle figure, that would be £61,000 each.

If 30 thousand of us claim the total would be over £1.8 billion.

Us supporters could buy Derby and have money left over.

It would also bankrupt Middlesbrough and maybe even the EFL.

Maybe we could take class action claim. 

My blood pressure has gone up to dangerous levels and the only stress I have is what is going on with Derby. I am sure it must be effecting the health of thousands of Derby supporters. 
Do we have any legal experts here that could tell us if this is possible. 

I’m with you but Derby cause me just as much stress too.

[Raminphilippines]

Ssssshhhh we don't need to mention that bit. 

15 minutes ago, Gritstone Ram said:

I’m with you but Derby cause me just as much stress too.

Ssssshhhh we don't need to mention that bit. 

[Alph]

I hate blame culture

[RadioactiveWaste]

I have been emotionally damaged by Steve Gibson's hair and I must seek redress.

I estimate it has caused me £45m but I am prepared to offer him a settlement of £7m because I am a nice guy.

But it is abundantly obvious that Steve Gibson's hair has been existing for years,yet the football authorized have done nothing about it and it's persistent bringing the game into disrepute and causing distress and anguish to the ordinary decent hardworking families of our towns and cities.

His hair has looked like that for years and nobody does anything!

I'm getting crack lawyer Rob Couhig in on this....