Sith Happens Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 22 hours ago, David said: Did't Jesus get around on Camel back? can get quite far on Camels, have to set up a breeding programme tho, I dont know, i heard donkeys were quite popular transport in those days. I am resisting the urge however to make a humorous comment linking donkeys and derby county. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Paul71 said: I dont know, i heard donkeys were quite popular transport in those days. I am resisting the urge however to make a humorous comment linking donkeys and derby county. We've got donkeys up here on the beach but the owners are ageist, after a few pints I fancied a ride, even offered to pay double but she wasn't having any of it. Apparently I'm too old to ride a donkey, let me tell you now, you're never too old to ride a donkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 20 minutes ago, David said: We've got donkeys up here on the beach but the owners are ageist, after a few pints I fancied a ride, even offered to pay double but she wasn't having any of it. Apparently I'm too old to ride a donkey, let me tell you now, you're never too old to ride a donkey Yeah, but pulling your trousers and boxers down while asking if you can ride a donkey made them somewhat cautious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 10 minutes ago, Boycie said: Yeah, but pulling your trousers and boxers down while asking if you can ride a donkey made them somewhat cautious I wasn't wearing any underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, David said: We've got donkeys up here on the beach but the owners are ageist, after a few pints I fancied a ride, even offered to pay double but she wasn't having any of it. Apparently I'm too old to ride a donkey, let me tell you now, you're never too old to ride a donkey Be careful how you word it. Ambling up to a Cleggy bird and offering her money for a ride can easily cause STDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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