OldBobby Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 How believable is this amazing little story! Not that I revel in anyone else's misfortune but I've just read a post on the Unmentionable's board which cruelly tickled my warped sense of humour but also left me aghast. Some bloke has posted about how disgusted he was with a response given by a member of the public to his nephew, who is a copper. Apparently his nephew was on duty at an Opening of Parliament event, or similar, in central London and after absolutely ages standing on duty without being relieved, he was beyond desperate for the toilet for a wee. Eventually, he had no alternative other than to ask to be stood down, seemingly to the annoyance of senior officers, and he literally hobbled off in search of a loo. However, being unfamiliar with the area he didn't know where to go but found a small shop, went in and asked/pleaded to use the toilet - but astonishingly, the shopkeeper refused, saying he was fed up with people asking. Guess what? Incredibly, with nowhere else obvious to go and at breaking point and unable to wait, the young officer went back outside and just uncontrollably "did it in his trousers" out in the street before he could find anywhere else!! Members of the public watched him wet himself. His uncle has posted a furious tirade asking how anyone could be so heartless as the shopkeeper. His nephew was apparently, and unsurprisingly, left very humiliated by what happened. I know it's not really funny and must have been awful for him but on the other hand ... is there a small sense of irony, do you think?" On the board where it was posted there's loads of "he should have just p**sed in his helmet" type of comments, which you'd expect but joking aside, in all seriousness, what on earth could he have done in such a predicament? What a situation to be in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 This could be the urination of his career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 What a strange first post on a football forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 How is your nephew now? Can I have my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Quite common, slightly different circumstances but it happened to a few on my p company and nobody laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBobby Posted November 3, 2014 Author Share Posted November 3, 2014 Quite common, slightly different circumstances but it happened to a few on my p company and nobody laughed. 'p company' ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Sorry pal, didn't get past the first paragraph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Should have pee'd over the shopkeeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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