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Don't you ever, don't you ever

Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

Don't you ever, don't you ever

Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

Chris martin

Chris martin

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

Don't you ever, don't you ever

Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

Thats slightly less gay

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He's a centreback, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BUXTON

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars?!

He's a centreback, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BUXTON:

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear Papa.

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Forsyth, meet Craig Forsyth

He's the modern Derby number 3

From the town of Watford

And before that he was with Dundee

Let's ride with the Fozzy down the wing

Then you hear the mighty Derby sing

When you're with Craig Forsyth

We'll have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time

We'll have a gay old time

Thats not very gay at all.

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The closest match tjat I can think of that ticks both the gayness theme and fits the name perfectly is "Ring my bell" by Anita ward from them 70s.

"It's Omar Mascarrrrrrr?eeeeeeeellllll, Omar Mascarell" etc etc

We can even get half the stand doing the "booooooop, booooooop" sound in the background.

Sorted!

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Forsyth, meet Craig Forsyth

He's the modern Derby number 3

From the town of Watford

And before that he was with Dundee

Let's ride with the Fozzy down the wing

Then you hear the mighty Derby sing

When you're with Craig Forsyth

We'll have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time

We'll have a gay old time

Thats not very gay at all.

 

never laughed so hard

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