Boycie Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I was working in Leeds on Fri and had to stop over. Me and the guy who works for me went for a walk into town for some food and a few drinks. We wandered along the canal, and followed the signs that said City Centre. The road then led us to a part of the town that looked busy and we walked past the "cosmopolitan hotel and restaurant" Now, my mate saw a "woman" in a window seat that looked like a man in drag, but I thought he was joking. We looked at the menu, bearing in mind we ain't eaten all day, the menu seemed reasonable and we went in. The waitress led us to a window table, and past the "woman" who may mate had clocked. Fook me! He looked like the Geordie Bloke off Benidorm, only the Geordie looks more feminine. Undeterred we sat down and had a little giggle. Then, taxi after taxi pulls up and every tranny in Yorkshire seem to get out and try to walk into the restaurant in their high heels! Now, we've already ordered starters, and my mates in absolute tears as he clocks them unloading and tottering inside. I'm facing the opposite way, and can't see anything. He absolutely lost it when one he called "Eric the brickie" gets out with mini skirt fishnets, high heals and walks bow legged into the entrance. Then bar was rammed with more wigs than a Barristers Xmas party! Apparently we were in the Gay quarter of town? Food was nice though, but I think it may have had gluten in it, as I woke up with a dicky arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 So either you, or him, was completely aware of where you were going and trying to tell the other something important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 So either you, or him, was completely aware of where you were going and trying to tell the other something important.this maybe true, thank god I booked us another room, as at first I'd only booked a twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Next time are you working in Brighton ? Take Daveo with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 He'd get a nose bleed at Ssausagehorpe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Blue oyster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Blue oyster?Ahh, now it's all becoming clear. Isn't it? Boycie. ...it was no fluke you ended up down by the canal now was it?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 Ahh, now it's all becoming clear. Isn't it? Boycie. ...it was no fluke you ended up down by the canal now was it?...yes it was! Don't start on me Eric! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Boycie are you not a bit concerned that you might not have been slipped some Rohypnol that night and that it might not have been gluten that gave you the dicky arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Oh lololol. I hate mental pictures me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 Boycie are you not a bit concerned that you might not have been slipped some Rohypnol that night and that it might not have been gluten that gave you the dicky arse?my god, I hadn't thought of that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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