Day Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I kissed a girl and I liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I keep having sneaky fags and now i'm going to have to get some patches to get me off the bloody things again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I once put a pot noodle in the microwave for two minutes and it basically ****** the whole kitchen up with the worst smell I've ever smelt. When the missus got back I pretended I couldn't smell a thing but she was going crazy about the smell. I then went to 'inspect' the microwave and concluded that it might be a gas leak of some sort and we need to get rid of it asap. I then chucked it outside and we went and got a new one with my pride just about intact. #she'llneverknow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 ahh , so it WAS you !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I robbed a series of jewellers and post offices at gun point in the 90's and luckily I was never caught. Then I used the mony to set myself up in an even more immoral trade. I own my own chain of estare agents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Okay, I confess. I'm D.B. Cooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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